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The New Black
Here's a random list to tide you over while you make your mind up

Cloudy piss is the new Black

#1 - KodiakJnkpuncher

Darkies are the new Black.

#2 - Stavros McGinty

Markedly more expensive than the old black is the new black.

#3 - MikeAlx

Duncan Edwards is the new Black

#4 - Ponk

A beguiling tummy rag can be the new black

#5 - BMXingWolfCorpse

Gay is the new Black

#6 - Von Bleasdale

Auschwitz Chic is the new Black

#7 - Von Bleasdale

Sexy Metal Pants are the new Black

#8 - KodiakJnkpuncher

Extremely dark gray is the new Black

#9 - madbloke

Back, Sack and Crack is the new Black

#10 - KodiakJnkpuncher

Bare jokes blud! is the new Black

#11 - c-tips

Ye' what? Bloodclot! is the new Black.

#12 - c-tips

The Trans-Planckian problem is the new Black. Hawking can fuck off, the sad cripple.

#13 - c-tips

flac is the new black

#14 - routine

Drunk is the new Black

#15 - Von Bleasdale

White is the new Black

#16 - Von Bleasdale

I am the new Black

#17 - Von Bleasdale

soiling yourself is the new black.

#18 - tjn

date rape is the new black.

#19 - tjn

Dying alone is the new Black

#20 - KodiakJnkpuncher

Schwarzschild Radii are the new Black

#21 - KodiakJnkpuncher

Coal Mining is the new Black.

#22 - Von Bleasdale

assless chaps are the new Black

#23 - with-gusto

an absence of light is the new Black

#24 - with-gusto

New Black is the new Black.

#25 - dean117

Tartan, och aye the noo black.

#26 - ted, you ted..

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