alphabetically... 
otherwise... Here's a random list to tide you over while you make your mind up
In Times Of Olde a rapist was a recognised trade, As in The Rapist's Tale by Chaucer. "Whenne that byrde said nay to fucen/ a rapyste was summoned/ from his fine office and/he did much shagge yr frigid bitch" 
In Times of Olde, Boys as young as 7 or 8 were used as men.
In Times of Olde, history lessons were a lot shorter for reasons obvious.
In times of old, days were made of yore.
In times of Olde a snakeskin quiver was considered metrosexual.
In Times of Olde, peoples' legs were approximately 80cm shorter so they often had difficulty grazing leaves – even from the lowest of branches.
In times of olde, people (mainly lonely men with empty lives) carved contributions to dubious lists on wax tablets and distributed them to strangers via messenger. The first Marathon was run by a man carrying a tablet saying "Duncan Edwards has won."
In Time of Olde / when men were bold / and women weren't invented / they fucked the holes / in telegraph poles / and walked away contented.
In Times of Olde, If a goat was born before April, it was covered in egg yoak, to prevent 'deviling'.
In Times of Olde, people ate string sometimes
In times of Olde, Holding a parsnip above a womans groating stemmed the tide of her 'lunar curse'.
In times of olde all this were nowt but fields
In Times of Olde, anyone taller than 5ft 3 was hung for witchcraft.
there were no carpets, so moss was grown on
the floors
In Times of Olde, cat shit was considered a delicacy.
In Times of Olde, Women were used as draft excluders during the winter.
In Times of Olde, The carrot doubled up as an eddible quill.
In Times of Olde, The King owned all of Abbey Nationals shares.
In Times of Olde, Dancing was prohibited to between 2 & 3 o'clock.
In Times of Olde, before gravity was discovered, people had to walk around in sticky mud all the time so they wouldn't float away.
In Times of Olde, People had gills instead of
lungs
In the days of Olde, an interest in young boys
was considered eccentrically British, old boy.
In Times of Olde wagon wheels were DEFINATELY bigger.
In times of Olde, a man could enjoy his Opal Fruits and his Marathon bar, before cleaning his sink with Jif.
In times of Olde, magpies were
considered sexy.
In Times of Olde, this was all just one big field. Owned by a fellow named Higgs, I believe.
In Times of Olde there was no such thing as sliced bread, so everyone was fucking miserable!
In times of Olde, we only had one ruling party. And we were happy enough with that too. Then again, there weren't enough colours for more parties
In days of olde, all these fields were rubble
In Times of Olde, cars were
powered by feet, animals were used as appliances, and everyone
was named after some sort of
rock.
In Times of Olde, Sheep were green, so peasant farmers had to smear them with muck so they could be seen on the landscape...hence the term ' the black sheep'
In Times of Olde, Sugar wasn't invented.
