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Here's a random list to tide you over while you make your mind up

Hey, I hit her with the brick. Come on.

#1 - fourfoot

I'm double parked out there. Do you mind...?

#2 - fourfoot

I reckon the sight of your nice arse will get me off before I even get there.

#3 - fourfoot

Can you wank my cock till it's my go? Otherwise, it's a bugger to get up again!

#4 - Ponk

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!..................Me!Me!Me!Me!Me!Me!Me!Me!Me!

#5 - Ponk

WATCH OUT, THERE'S A WASP ON YOUR BACK.

#6 - Gusse

I'll be really quick, honestly, shockingly quick.

#7 - Stavros McGinty

[Pointing into the distance] Hey, is that Maddonna over there? (then just nip in while he looks away)

#8 - heliconx

Hey look, is that VD on her fanny?

#9 - Ponk

She looks just like your mum, bent over like that, doesn't she?

#10 - Ponk

Sorry guys! Eggy fart!

#11 - Ponk

That Karen leaves her office about 4:30, it's 20 past now. If I do this one straight away I should just catch her as she passes the park. Cheers, mate

#12 - nickunt

If you're struggling to cum, I could fuck you whilst you do her.

#13 - fourfoot

The charge on this cordless drill is dwindling. Be a chap and let me go first?

#14 - KodiakJnkpuncher

I got a note from my mum that says I can go before you, look.

#15 - KodiakJnkpuncher

I better go before you. I bet you've got a dick like a dinosaur. I want to still feel the fucking sides.

#16 - fourfoot

First the worst, second the best. She'll like you more. And Terry behind you still gets to be the fairy princess.

#17 - fourfoot

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