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Some People Who Rhyme With Stuff (Even If They're In The Buff)
Here's a random list to tide you over while you make your mind up

Anne Frank, squeaky plank.

#1 - winston-bobbins

Quite fast runner Kelly Holmes, and a Down's Syndromer's missing chromosomes.

#2 - madbloke

Brian Clough - Stuff

#3 - exxon

popular TV chef Gary Rhodes is believed to have teh upload codez

#4 - seany85

Will Young and an Iron Lung

#5 - Newton Crosby

Posh Spice and her vaginal lice

#6 - Wilbert

Poor abducted Maddy McCann, and a dodgy foreign in a white transit van.

#7 - madbloke

Weatherman Michael Fish, and a reheated curry in a pyrex dish

#8 - madbloke

Me (purplelizzie) and my friends Guy and Colin who recently moved from London to Wales's rescue home dog Fizzy

#9 - purplelizzie

Rock me(n)talist Axel Rose and a rare first edition of mid-period Tennyson prose

#10 - purplelizzie

the dragon Mr Duncan Bannatyne likes to hang hedgehogs on his washing line

#11 - seany85

Actor, Scientologist, and practicing heterosexual Tom Cruise, and (almost) everyone's favourite faith group, The Jews.

#12 - Not the face

That ginger guy from E.R. and a Blaupunkt Hamburg MP68 BT CD/MP3 player you can buy from Halfords for your car

#13 - purplelizzie

A delighted Violet Berlin watching that youtube video of a cat playing a theremin.

#14 - velvetbird

Retired Four Star General, Colin Powell, ably supported by a small wooden dowel

#15 - winston-bobbins

There goes Labrador loving Debbie McGee- driving past in her Ford Capri.

#16 - ultramagnetic

Grasshopper David Caradine, a wardrobe and a noose-shaped piece of twine

#17 - madbloke

Diarist and Nazi victim Anne Frank and the boycotted by the National Union of Students in the 80s due to their investment in apertheid era South Africa Barclays Bank

#18 - purplelizzie

80s synth popster Howard Jones and 211 working 1930's bakelite telephones

#19 - purplelizzie

Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men and their 1/10th scale working model of the burial chamber of tutankhamun (mmm only works if you pronounce it Tootenkarmen, never mind)

#20 - purplelizzie

Marky Mark and the two fimo dragons I got from Convent Garden market who occasionally startle me at night when I forget that their eyes glow in the dark

#21 - purplelizzie

look there goes Steve McQueen, straddling a giant runner bean

#22 - seany85

A man, a mouse, a Patrick Swayze, a box of tissues and a cow gone crazy.

#23 - seany85

Sigourney Weaver and her favourite meat cleaver have persuaded me to never leave her, lest she chops me up like the teeth of a beaver

#24 - Wilbert

Steve naïve keeps leaves up his sleeves

#25 - sixtondog

Yvette Cooper and her Super-duper Pooper Scooper

#26 - sixtondog

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