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• Welcome to Listopia, the home of the half-baked comedy list. We've got so many lists, they're coming out of our arses. This grotesque process of anal list birthing goes some way towards explaining their general quality, and some of their pungency. It probably isn't hygienic, but it's great for your immune system.

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