Do you already live here? Follow the bears through the portal and enjoy a complimentary cavity search.
Are you looking to file papers for asylum in our ghetto? Applications are open.
Maybe perhaps you used to live here but haven't been home in a while and have now forgotten your passport, name and everything in-between. Tap below to talk to our autonomous support AI.
Tell us what you need and don't forget to leave your email address so we can get in touch. It might take a few days.
We will need a working email address (no temporary shit, this process may take days for us to notice and respond to), the user/pass you would like - note we have literally
security here so don't use your gmail password fer crissakes - and then tell us why you want to join. Be creative! Or just type 200 swear words. We're easily pleased.
(This address won't actually be stored on the site, don't fret)