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Michael J Fox in 'Time Car'

Tom Hanks is 'Running Spastic'

Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Murder Robot"

Robin Williams in 'Tranny Nanny'

Jake Gylenhaal in "Cowboy Bumfuck"

Harrison Ford stars in 'Whip-Man'

Half man. Half machine. All cop. Peter Weller is 'Electronic Policeman'

John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John in "How To Become A Slag".

Edward Norton Brad Pitt in 'Punch Face'

Bruce Willis stars in 'He's Already Dead'

Orson Welles in "Newspaper Cunt"

Roy Schieder in 'Massive Shark'

Kevin Spacey in "He's a fucking liar"

Richard E Grant and Paul McGann in "Drunks on Holiday"

Sharon Stone in 'Freeze Frame'

Sylvester Stallone is Punchman!

Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart star in "Psychic Cripple, Magnetic Yid."

Mark Hamill Harrison Ford Carrie Fisher star in 'Laser Sticks'

Jack Nicholson in The Big Scary Hotel

Robert Redford, Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore in 'One Million Dollars To Fuck Your Wife'

Elijah Wood and Ian McKellen star in the fantasy epic "Midgets' Smelting Mission"

Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey in "Redcoat Paedophile".

Leonardo DiCaprio in 'Useless Boat'

Julia Roberts in 'Cultural Whore'

Adam Sandler in "Unfunny Gurning".

Ricky Gervais in 'David Brent, Only This Time He's a Ghost, or He's Invented Lying, or Something'

Dustin Hoffman and Robert Redford in Naughty President.

Liam Neeson is "Shit Nazi"

Stanley Kubrick's "Portentous Space Menhir"

Marlon Brando in "Mumblejaw"

Woody Allen in 'Rich Cunts Whining in Brownstones'

Tom Hanks is "AIDS Cunt"

Alfred Hitchcock's 'Angry Birds'

Nicolas Cage/John Travolta both star in 'Face Transplant'

Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci and Robert De Niro are 'Sweary Gangsters'

Eddie Murphy in "Prick In A Car"

Roger Moore is "The Socially Acceptable Rapist"

Sidney Poitier in "My Teacher's A Spade!"

Charlton Heston in Monkeyland!

Robin Willams is "An Annoying Cunt On The Radio"

Paul Hogan in 'Leathery Australian'

Mel Gibson in "Scotland: Fuck Yeah!"

Tom Cruise in "Difficult Mission"

Rowan Atkinson in "Spazmo"

Tim Robbins stars in 'Prison Leave'

Paul Hogan in 'Huge Fucking Knife'

Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana and Sigourney Weaver are ... "The Blue Eco-Cats"

Tom Hanks and Ed Harris in "Fixing a Crap Space Rocket"

Christopher Reeve in 'A Man Who Sometimes Wears Glasses And Sometimes Does Not'

Tom Hanks and Matt Damon in Gunbang Fightwar

Dustin Hoffman in "MILF"

"WTF LOL OOH LESBIANS" A film by David Lynch

Jackie Chan is 'Kick Man'

Mia Farrow in 'I've Got A Fanny Full Of Satan-Spunk'

Jack Lemmon, Alec Baldwin, Al Pacino, Alan Arkin, Kevin Spacey and Ed Harris star in "FUCK YOU"

Keanu Reeves in "Public Transport is SHIT!"

Scott Baio and Jodie Foster in 'Children with Pies'

Robert De Niro & Joe Pesci in "Gangsters!", "Gangsters! Vegas Vacation" & "Gangsters! The Prequel".

Disney's Stockholm Syndrome

Jenny Agutter in 'Waving Red Bloomers'.

Jamie Foxx is: The Shooty Nigger

Samuel L. Jackson in "The aircraft that had lots and lots of snakes in it"

Hugh Jackman is 'Wolf Type Man'

Brad Pitt is 'Born In Reverse'

Sam Raimi's A Selection Of Chainsaw Deaths

Ed Harris stars in James Cameron's "Various Peril Underwater"

Kevin Spacey/Annette Bening/Thora Birch star in 'His Old Man Is Actually Gay'

John Cusack is 'Single'

Crime-fighter-dressed-as-a-bat version seven

Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore in "Her Husband Is Dead".

Meryl Streep, Colin Firth, Pierce Brosnan and Julie Walters in 'Celebrities Do Karaoke and Play Dress-Up'

Jack Nicholson in "Mental Cunt"

Orson Welles stars in 'Has Anyone Seen My Old Sledge?'

Charlton Heston in "They're Eating People".

Bruce Willis in "A Dirty Vest Again"

Bela Lugosi in Neckbite!

Robert Downey Jr. in Hard Suit.

Gregory Peck is Shit Lawyer.

William Shatner in Space Flying.

Anthony Perkins is "Silly-brain Man"

Kate Winslet in "She Gets Them Out"

Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy and Joseph Gordon Levitt in 'Dreams Are Weird'

Steve Carrell in "Ball Bag Like A Full Can Of Paint Left In A Hot Car"

Stanley Kubrick presents: "Psycho Spaceship"

Keanu Reeves in "Slow-Mo Chop Socky Gunfight"

Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta in "Bum-Fun and Gangster Shit"

Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson in "Going Through Puberty in a Public School"

Jodie Foster in "Not Much Of A Pinball Player These Days"

Ryan O'Neal and Ali MacGraw in "Cancer: 1 - Love: 0"

Colin Firth in "Socially awkward mumbling English Gent"

Sam Neill and Sean Connery in 'Who Wants This Submarine?'

Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum in "RAWRR!!"

Heather Rourke in Ghost Cupboard

Hugh Grant in "Socially awkward mumbling English Gent 2"

Bruce Willis in 'Dead Man Walking But Not Knowing It'

Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrel in 'The First Bit is Funny'

Ed Harris and Colin Farrell are 'Walking Alot'

Arnold Schwarzeneggar in 'Shooty Payback Man'

Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh and Leslie Howard star in 'Rednecks'

Stephen Rea and Jaye Davidson in "She Has A Penis".

Elijah Wood, Orlando Bloom, Liv Tyler, Sean Bean and Sir Ian McKellen in *Now* Get Out of *That*

Michael York and Jenny Agutter in "They're Eating People".

Jim Carrey in 'Gurn and Gurner'

Ben Kingsley in "Whingeing Asians"

Michelle Yeoh and Chow Yun Fat in Ang Lee's "Flying Chinks Fighting Over A Sword"

Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart are "Supernatural Magic Freaks"

Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law in 'Slow-Mo Victorian Homoeroticism'

Peter Weller in "Metallic BastardCop"

Ken Foree and Gaylen Ross in "Metaphor!"

That Mannequin guy in 'Coupla Days at Dead Guy's House'

Jean-Claude van Damme Gets His Arse Out on Camera, and Has a Mullett.

Matthew Broderick and Ally Sheedy in 'A Computer Plays Itself at Noughts and Crosses'.

Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Randy Couture, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis and Schwarzenegger star in 'Shooting and Explosions Again'

Bil Murray in 'Same Old, Same Old.."

Jim Carrey in 'Shouting and Pulling Faces'

Leonardo diCaprio in "Summat About Dreams, I Think"