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Worcester Frequency Kenneth?

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Two downthumbs? If this was Arabia those fuckers would have their hands cut off. Or Africa.

July 13, 2014 by TheBoyTucker

Sexual Ealing

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Boogie Sunderland

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Surrey Seems To Be The Hardest Word

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Smack Redditch Up

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Friday I'm In Hove

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Don't Stand So Gloucester Me

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Left To My Own Devizes

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Sweet Child O' Minehead

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Cumbria My Lord, Cumbria

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This monkey's gone to Devon

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Bat Out Of Hull

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Wigan Work It Out

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All Things Brighton Beautiful

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Sittin' on the Dock of Torbay

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stoke on the water

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When You're In Louth With A Beautiful Woman

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Cheshire, I Can Boogie

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Kendal In The Wind

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Nothing Compares 2Crewe

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Isn't She Clovelly

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Purple Hayes

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Hazy Shade Of Windsor

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Brimful Of Esher

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I Should Be So Lockerbie

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Boom! Shake Shake Shake the Ilfracombe

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Essex-Press

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Loughborough Lady Tonight

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Woking on Sunshine

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Devon Is A Place On Earth

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Imagine there's no Devon, its easy if you try, no Exeter or Plymouth, no Ilfracombe or Ide. Imagine there's no people, living in Torbay

July 13, 2014 by TheBoyTucker

Imagine going to Cornwall, its pretty hard to do, the M5 ends half way there, and then you have to, drive through the rest of Devon, on tiny country roads

July 13, 2014 by TheBoyTucker

You might say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the first to say, we should get rid of this county, that's just getting in the way.

July 13, 2014 by TheBoyTucker

Nothin's Gonna Stop Us Slough

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I'm too Bexley for my shirt...

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Karma Chame-Lee-on-Solent

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So bad it's brilliant

October 12, 2008 by duckorange

Bootle-icious

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Lampeter Spell On You (Because You're Minehead)

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Bournemouth Strikes Again

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Beat Diss

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Shoot That Poison Barrow-In-Furness

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Rhyl You Still Love Me Tomorrow?

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Morden a Woman

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Lust for Louth

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Stuck in the midlands with you

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Girlfriend in a Cromer

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Fade to Grays

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Calne Get You Out of Minehead

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Because I Got High Wycombe

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Everybody's Dorking At Me

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The Sun Has Got His Hatton

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Oakham All Ye Faithful

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Do you Ely Want To Hurt Me?

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It's Grimsby Up North

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Eastbourne in the USA

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Upton Girl

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R.E.S.P.E.C.Teesside

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Papa's Got A Brand Newcastle

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Hull, You'll Be A Woman Soon

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With Love Frome Me To You

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Ride A White Swansea

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Ware Are You Baby?

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Newark, Newark

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Stay Chester Little Bit Longer

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Here Comes The Sunderland

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Beds Are Burnley

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Devon Must be Missing an Angel

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Dover Andover

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World, shut Yarmouth

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Motorcycle Inverness

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Aint Northampton High Enough

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Cambourne Eileen

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Or alternatively: Cambourne Feel The Noize.

August 8, 2008 by Astatine

Priddy In Pink

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Ashes To Ashby-de-la-Zouch

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Nine To Fife

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Don't Look Back In Ongar

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Don't go Brecon my heart

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Malvern a Feeling (by Boston - Lincs)

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Wade down upon the Swansea River

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Accidents will Harpenden

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If I Were A Richmond

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Sexual Ealing

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You can't touch Diss

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Do You Really Want To Herts Me?

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Leicester Get Together

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Tyne & Wear It's At

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Man! I Feel Like A Warminster!

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Rhyl Crewe Styal Hove Leigh Tomorrow

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Dudley Good To Me

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All Day And All Of The Knightsbridge

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Say Harrow, Wave Goodbye

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Put The Cheadle On The Record

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Baby Got Bath

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Ipswich, Powder And Paint

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Sultans of Swinton

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Wythall without you

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Leigh-on-Sea (when you're not strong)

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What's Hove got to do with it ?

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Sheen is a punk rocker

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Aldeburgh young dudes

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Wirral's your head at?

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Woking Class Hero

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Skem Fatale

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Common Peebles

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Ascot is the Deepest

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Bridgwater over troubled Bridgwater

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Bootle-Bum

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Whitby baby one more time

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Invernessun Dorma

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Blue (Aberdeen)

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by Eiffel 65...

October 12, 2011 by SLVA

Sweet Torquay Woman

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Lytham Is A Dancer

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Toxteth - Britney Spears

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Godalming knows what I'd be without you

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One and Olney.

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Wembley I Be Falmouth

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Lady In Reading

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Bat out of pwllheli

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Hillsborough Live With The Sound Of Music

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Happy Torquay Torquay

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Morecambe Together

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Dover And Dover

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Yoevil's Haircut

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Jump, Jive And Wales

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Oh Sandy

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Never Gonna Give You Upminster

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This Is A Lowestoft

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Bring me to Fyfe

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Denim & Leatherhead

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Waterlooe

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Camber Chameleon

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I Havant stopped dancing yet

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Caught In The Middlesborough

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If This Is Loughborough

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Can't Fight This Felixstowe

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Bridge Over Troubled Waterbeach

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way down yonder in newall green

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Wirral Going on a Summer Holiday

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That Stoke isn't Funny Anymore

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Don't Look Back In Anglesey

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Straight Outta Crumpsall

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Halifaxion

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Why Does It Always Rainham Me?

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A Whiter Shade of Hale

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Hard Rains Are Gonna Falkirk

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Mr Blue Skye

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Band on the Runcorn

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Corby Baby That's Really Free

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Shepherd's Bush City Limits

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Straight Outta Cullompton

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You Brighton Up My Life

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Highway to Hull

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Show me Devon

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Ni Ni Na Na Nuh Nuh Newark

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When will I be Falmouth

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Uxbridge Over Troubled Water

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Super-massive Blackpool

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Penryns From Heaven

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You Make Me Feel (Mighty Rhyl)

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Theydon Bois Are Back in Town

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Hit Me Baby One More Tyne

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I Surbiton the Grapevine (slight bastardisation)

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Hull Lotta Love

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Brum Sugar

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Living on the Edgware

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I Don't Wanna Lewes You

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I Brentwood Do Anything for Love

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Kettering Better

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Fear Of A Black Thanet

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Harlow (Is It Me You're Looking For?)

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Redhill or not

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This Coleraine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song

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If You Find Yourself Caught in Hove

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Somebody Eccles Guy

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Byker Virgin

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Always Luton The Bright Side of Life

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Ewshot The Sheriff

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Goole, You'll Be A Woman Soon

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All I Wantage You

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World, Shut Plymouth

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Stairway to Devon

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Ace of Grays

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Hit Me With Your Witham Stick

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Wycombe Is A Dancer

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Lerwicked Game

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Wigan Wam-Bam

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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgoger​ychwyrndrobwyllllantysili​ogogogoch​ Gave Rock 'n' Roll..

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Harrogate Drive

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Hey Bude

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In the Ayr Tonight

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Under Preston

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Will you go to Beds with me?

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Danse Macclesfield - Saint-Saens

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Essexuality

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Aberystwyth Or Without You

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I thought this list was sated. I was wrong

January 21, 2012 by MarvellousMissO

To be honest, I can't bear U2 but I couldn't not contribute this.

January 22, 2012 by angry_hippy

Devon Knows I'm Miserable Now

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Iron Maidstone

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Ashford Called To Say I Love You

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If You Tolerate This (Your Cheltenham Will Be Next)

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Wild Wild Weston Super Mare

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It's the Hendon the world as we know it (and I feel fine)

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I work there. Well Colindale really.

January 15, 2013 by Barbersmith

I went to college there on The Burroughs! Long long time ago - when it was a polytechnic - that's how long ago.

January 16, 2013 by charaldan

Colindale The Heroes (They're shooting up the town boys)

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Jive Torquay

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Burnin' and Tooting

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Hit Me With Your Widnes Stick

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There's no-one quite like grandmagate

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Coven-try Times A Lady

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Hey You The Rock Steady Crewe

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24 Hours from Tulse Hill

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Smells like Thame Spirit

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Aye Kent, Stand up for Falling Down

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Sittin' on the Doncaster Bay

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Chesire I Can Boogie

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Say Yeovil Be Mine

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Brighton Time (Right On Tyne)

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Start It Andover Again

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Denbigh Ride by Dr (Market) Dre (ton)

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Brechin The Saddle Again

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Time To Get Rhyl

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That Loving F'Ealing

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Don't Look Back In Anglesea

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Hebrides Boots Are Made For Woking

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It's Not Right But It's Oakley

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Hertsbeat

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Somewhere Oval The Rainbow

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Tell It To My Herts

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Penpol Hold On

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Wherever I Lay My Hatfield That's My Home

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Going To A Fogo

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Lay Lady Leyton

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Sittin' on the Dock of the Basingstoke

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Hey Hey We're The Monkton Heathfield

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God Shuffled His Fleet

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Chirpy Chirpy Cheam Cheam

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Ticket To Ryde

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Deep Down & Dursley

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Mack the Kniveton

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Peckham the Pieces

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Derby - Good To Me

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Walking on Woburn Glass

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Manchester in the Mirror

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All That She Wantage

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Boys Keep Swindon

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The Leigh-on-Sea Sleeps Tonight

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Ship To Shoreditch

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Let Me Knowsley

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Wight Wedding

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Wight Reading, surely?

January 22, 2012 by angry_hippy

You Can Leave Your Hetton-le-Hole

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Caenarvon Gonna Give You Up

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What's New, Pewseycat?

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Londona E Mobile

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It's My Fyfe

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The Land Of Wake Believe

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Fruit At The Slack Bottom

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Que Surrey, Surrey

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Paignton and Kissing

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All Hull's Breaking Loose

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Dreams Can Comeytrowe

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Goddess on a High Wycombe

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Blackpool Magic Woman

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In A Big Coventry

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Step Barking Time

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Walthamstow Its Magic

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Harrow inn

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Gloucesterritorial Pissings

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Norwich Doctor

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Livin on Barry Island

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Karma Chamel-Eyam

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Hungry Hartlepool

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Cardiff-rent Class

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Ewell be in my heart.

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One Night in Devon

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We are Burphamily (it's pronounced Bur fam not Burp ham)

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Planet Perth (Duran Duran)

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Accidents will happenrith

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Somewhere Mickleover the Rainbow

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Going to the Chapel-en-le-Frith

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Don't Let Go the Swadlincote

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Eastleigh Lover

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Baby I Love Your Wadebridge

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Pinball Wisbech

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Bourne to be Wild

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Ludlow Sweet Charing Cross

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Born Too Slough

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Rhylly saying something

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Falmouth strikes again

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Hitchin a ride

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Diamonds on the Scholes of her shoes

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Straight Outta Brompton

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Essex Preston

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The Only Way Is Upminster

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World Shut your Weymouth

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When The Going Gets Brough

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Ealing In The Years

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Tease Me, Tease Me, Tease Me Blaby

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Bye bye Blackburn.

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For What It's Tolworth

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People Will Say We're In Hove

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Brentry Girls' Lament (this one's for folkies)

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When the Midnight Choo-Choo Leaves for Rotherham

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Swanage, how I love ya

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We don't York any more

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Hoo Let The Dogs Out

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Sunshine on Leith. Oh.

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Got the Newquay, Got The Secret

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You Can Leave Your Fraddon

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St.Ives Been To Paradise

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Lady In Redruth

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Camborne To Be Wild

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Too Good To Be Truro

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Hull-o Goodbye

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Cirencesters' Doing It For Themselves

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Bicester Pharmacist

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Solent Seems to Be the Hardest Word

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In My Fife

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Let's Talk About Exeter

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Hey Boy, Hey Girlington

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Poole for Love

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The Song Remains the Staines

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You Know I'm No Goodmayes

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Baby You're a Richmond

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It's Notting Usu-Hill

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Harrow Goodbye

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I've Got a Ealing

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Ingatestoned Love

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Leytonla

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The Other Side of Somerset

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It's Ilford You

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Kings of Lynn

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Straight out of Compton Dando

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Thong Song

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Isle of Bute Baby

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Return of the Macclesfield

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Love Acton (I Believe In Love)

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DJ Culceth

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Lancing with Tears in my Eyes

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Frankley, Mr Shankly

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Frome Out Of Nowhere

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Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowestoft

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Newry Slang

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Derry Coloured Funk

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Masters of Warsop

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Crazy Little Thing Called Hove

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Knowing Me, Knowing Looe

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She's So Skye

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Land's End of Make Believe

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Just When You're Thinking Things Dover

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Holyhead Freaks

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Dig Forfar

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Smells like Tyne spirit

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This Is The Morden World

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For What Kensworth

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Bridge Over Troubled Watford

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Crazy Little Tring Called Love

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Living Ongar Prayer

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Wonderhull

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Footprints in the Sandbach

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Nothing Compares 2 Uttoxeter

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Timperley For The Devil

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Walking in Meopham

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Kidsgrove In America

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Teignmouth Machine

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Ripponden the dock of the bay

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Todmorden a woman

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Plaistow Of Puppets

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Dark Side of Royal Troon

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Hocus Stoke-Poges

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Get By Withernsea From My Friends

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Kilnsea Queen

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Back to Blackburn

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Exeters of a Clown

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Mistletoe and Winestead

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Me So Horncastle

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Meet Me on the Scotch Corner

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Heart of Glasgow

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Lady (Hear Me to Knightsbridge)

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Clapham Common People

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Gretna Green and Grey (Newcastle Model Army)

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Halfway Down The Broadstairs

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Woolwichicoo Park

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Dartfords Of Pleasure

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Young Folkestone

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Still Ilkley

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Somewhere Dover the rainbow

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St Albans Fire.

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Islington Lovely

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Knutsford City Limits

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Hull of Kintyre.

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Cowboys from Hull

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I Want You (She's Pwllheli)

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I Don't Want to Miss a Thwing

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Are you Going to Scorborough Fair (canticle)

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Aberystwyth or without Ewell

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Kingsley Boots

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Exeterorrial Pissings

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Dance Aweymouth

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(Sittin on )The Dock of Colwyn Bay

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Sunshine on Leith

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Scarborough Fayre

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Warsaw! What is it good for?

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I realise there are a lot of Poles kicking around at the moment, but...

August 8, 2008 by Astatine

That's not the uk, silly!

August 9, 2008 by beanbeanbean

Damn it, Walsall. WALSALL.

August 11, 2008 by Saffronica

Llandudno (Land Down Under)

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