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Exciting new defects from the medical marketplace.
Tiny little Beadle hands
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Type 9000 Diabetes (Diabetes 'Ultra')
Racist eyes
Uncontrollable Jive Talk
Blackness
A bit of bully in the left leg
Vaginal thought-crimes
Unstoppable darkening of toilet-parts
Uncontrollable fist wind-milling
Mild Gender Conversion
Side Effect Anxiety Disorder
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Achey breaky pancreas
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Cancer of the id.
Preposterous bum chutney
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Invisible wrists
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Tennis face
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Judi Dench face testes.
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Irreversible gayness
Picasso vision
Notorious genital expansion
Ted Rogers Flicky Hand
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Magnetism
Noisily rotating tits / balls (as appropriate)
Appreciation of figure skating
Pubic mice
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Quite literally ants, in your pants
Deification by pygmies
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your stools to instigate a military coup in Ecuador.
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Occurrence of Norton's EHHHM! in 15% of patients
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Suddenly flammable facial hair
Socialist tummy fluff
Hilarious dereliction of moral principles
Sporadic racism
Spunking out your own heart
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Painful "sex foam" leakage
Never-ending Diarrhoea
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Rectal bees
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Genital smurfs
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A rash that looks like Keith Chegwin's grinning face on your face
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Strontium edging
Amoebified eyes
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Bigamy
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Dogs, endless dogs.
Channeling Roy Chubby Brown
Might get hungry.
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A punch up the bracket by Charles N'Zogbia
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Nasal grape production
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Temporary loss of gravity.
Neck loss
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Hair cancer
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Oxygen intolerance
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Extravagant metaphors
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Incessant rhythmic distractions
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Richard cunting Branson
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Religious conversion
Warped legs
Slackness
X-Ray vision
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Nipple profusion
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Inexplicable addiction to 80's haircuts
Massive Rectal Infarction
Stuttering Flatulence
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Pork cravings
Vulcan mind meld.
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Gerontophilia
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Incontinence by proxy
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Painful memories
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Delusions of grandeur
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Cannibalism
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Fluent in robot,
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Almost perfectly straight pubic hair
dyslexia Casual
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