Tiny little Beadle hands
Type 9000 Diabetes (Diabetes 'Ultra')
Racist eyes
Uncontrollable Jive Talk
Blackness
A bit of bully in the left leg
Vaginal thought-crimes
Unstoppable darkening of toilet-parts
Uncontrollable fist wind-milling
Mild Gender Conversion
Side Effect Anxiety Disorder
Achey breaky pancreas
Cancer of the id.
Preposterous bum chutney
Invisible wrists
Tennis face
Judi Dench face testes.
Irreversible gayness
Picasso vision
Notorious genital expansion
Ted Rogers Flicky Hand
Magnetism
Noisily rotating tits / balls (as appropriate)
Appreciation of figure skating
Pubic mice
Quite literally ants, in your pants
Deification by pygmies
your stools to instigate a military
coup in Ecuador.
Occurrence of Norton's EHHHM! in 15% of patients
Suddenly flammable facial hair
Socialist tummy fluff
Hilarious dereliction of moral principles
Sporadic racism
Spunking out your own heart
Painful "sex foam" leakage
Never-ending Diarrhoea
Rectal bees
Genital smurfs
A rash that looks like Keith Chegwin's grinning face on your face
Strontium edging
Amoebified eyes
Bigamy
Dogs, endless dogs.
Channeling Roy Chubby Brown
Might get hungry.
A punch up the bracket by Charles N'Zogbia
Nasal grape production
Temporary loss of gravity.
Neck loss
Hair cancer
Oxygen intolerance
Extravagant metaphors
Incessant rhythmic distractions
Richard cunting Branson
Religious conversion
Warped legs
Slackness
X-Ray vision
Nipple profusion
Inexplicable addiction to 80's haircuts
Massive Rectal Infarction
Stuttering Flatulence
Pork cravings
Vulcan mind meld.
Gerontophilia
Incontinence by proxy
Painful memories
Delusions of grandeur
Cannibalism
Fluent in robot,
Almost perfectly straight pubic hair
dyslexia Casual
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