Who would make a better Prime Minister than any of the party leaders?
Charlie Brooker
Stephen Fry
That bloke off Knightmare
Brian Blessed
A jam jar full of assorted screws and nails.
Bagpuss
Bruce Campbell
George (Bungle as chief whip, Zippy as chancellor of the exchequor)
The reanimated corpse of Rod Hull
Doctor Who
Monkeeeh!
Morgan Freeman
Captain Flasheart off Blackadder
Columbo
Our Maddy
Your mum.
Lion-o
Mr. T.
Patrick Stewart
Knight Rider
William Shatner
Richard Dawkins
James Bond
My Hamster
George A. Romero
A wombat (...ANY wombat!)
The brass section from Bad Manners (job share)
Jeremy Beadle's short arm
Unwashed cutlery from a primary school
John Cleese
The Hitman and Her
Shitty UHT Milk
A steamer trunk of angry hornets
Jose Mourinho
Albert, the Fifth Muskateer
Christopher Lillicrap
Keith Moon (brought back to life with animatronics)
Scott Adams
A velvet sack full of chipped marbles
Miss Marple
Penfold
Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Gordon Freeman
Jessica Fletcher
Brett "The Hitman" Hart
Tweekie from "Buck Rogers in the 25th century" ("bidibidibidibidi, we're all in the shit, Buck!")
Chuck Norris
Aethelred the Unready
Krang off ninja turtles
Jeremy Clarkson
Roland Rat
Timothy Claypole
SPARTANS!
Christopher Hitchens
George Carlin (If he was alive and British)
the one of the two guys from peep show(or both if its allowed)
David Brent
A dog turd with a lolly stick stuck in it, joke half buried
Dobbin the pantomime horse from Rentaghost
Chas and Dave
Sir Jimmy Saville
Gamesmaster
Sean Connery
Jim Rosenthal
Dot Cotton
Joe Stalin
Eric Wimp, 29 Acacia Avenue, Nuttytown
Louis Theroux
A packet of 'Neon Nerds'
The decapitated corpse of Chandler Bing
SHODAN
Mark Lamarr
Hunters!
C J de Mooi
Me
Mark Thomas
Bob Geldof

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