The definitive, non-offensive, acceptable, right-on list of euphemisms for "gay"
Festive all year round
Vagina Decliner
"You know..." (coupled with a roll of the eyes and a purse of the lips)
Politician’s allowance
Dainty Jasons
"Likes musical theatre"
'He Could Be Joseph'
Bunty Reader
Light on his feet
Soft Handed Lad
On the other bus
Puddle jumper
good with colours
a bit soft furnishings
Likes his mince
Not the marrying kind
Chutney Ferret
Appreciator of the male form
A Constant Delight
Interested in the Priesthood
On the bus to Hebden Bridge.
Quavers
Confirmed bachelor
Pop Idol
Willy Woofter
Light in the loafers
Very good to his mother
Left-hander
A member of the Rainbow Brigade.
A 'nice' boy
A 'pink person'
Quaint
Putts from the rough
Wink' Tipper
Chocolate lover
Plays off the pink tee
Chocolate Soldier
A Row Of Chiffon Tents
Beaver leaver
Friend of Dorothy
Happy camper
Sensitive Leo
Bubbly personality
Fannydodger
Colon-ially Acquainted
Uphill Gardener
Well-dressed
Coo-ee
Limp Wristed
Strange fruit
Friend of the family
'donis
sweet boy
One of them
Girl's Best Friend
Fabulous Fruit
Sensitive boy
Lady Loather
Pretty in Pink
crafty buther
Whoopsie
Greek
Cheek Weasle
Chicken Dinner
Butcher's Hook
A tennis fan
Bats for the opposition
National treasure.
Fruity
'A fan of Celine Dion'
Homosexual
Smokes the Cheese-Weasel.
Queer
Men who were picked last at games
Good and young
Mary
Bats for the other side
a bit light on the loafers
Friend of Dorothy Cotton's.

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