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Writing my name in deoderant on a wall then setting it on fire 
Rubbing out my brother's name on the Christmas present tags written in pencil.
Stamping on Matthew Watts' foot and putting some screwed up paper in his mouth when he said, "Oow!"
Pretending to do important sums on my fingers while nervous in group situations.
Stuffing so much gum in my mouth that it was the size of a fist and physically impossible to chew on
Riding my bike while wearing my dressing gown and my Gran's cataract glasses.
Dad gives me £2 to get lollies, I return with orange ice pops for everyone and a Cornetto for me.
Bought a card for terminally ill caretaker. Printed message therein read simply, "Goodbye".
Wearing swimming goggles in the rain.
Playing with a girl who persuaded me to wear makeup by saying "Boy George wears makeup."
Punched my best friend full in the stomach simply for not taking a short cut I wanted to take.
Knocking a lad's front teeth out with one of those Coca-Cola Spinner yo-yos.
Using silver spray paint to graffiti a local wall because it would be near impossible to see
Told a kid down the road i had a present for them in a lunchbox, but the lunch box was full of water
Persuading my cousin to pick up a dog dirt by telling him it was an owl pellet.
Deliberately ran over a dead, rotting hedgehog with the lawnmower
Wiped my arse on a single sheet of toilet paper and then tucked it back in the dispenser (every day).
Invented signs that were somehow ruder than the Vs and the middle finger.
Having a secret bubble gum stash in the fields, as I wasnt allowed it at home.
Getting Carmel, the over-developed mong at
junior school, to show us her pubes.
Writing my sister's name on the frosted-up car
window so she'd get in trouble with Dad..
Made a rocket launcher for
fireworks out of two bits of
drainpipe. Tried to shoot birds.
Pissed in a steam iron at a party that i wasnt invited too.
Sucked someones tits.
Hid in my barn, shouting in distress, and waited for my dog to come save me. Which he did. :)
Defiled every single picture with cocks in my bible for religious studies. The teacher cried.
Eating all the chocolate from my siblings advent calenders and then carefully putting the flaps back
Stole £1 from my dad and then put it back a few months later, feeling all superior
Putting air freshener on my brother's toothbrush after he was mean.
Burned my neighbour's house down without ever being found out
Getting hypnosis banned after making anthony do a can-can across the classroom in his pants.
Ringing up Five Star on Going Live and asking them who choreographed their dance moves.
Finding chemicals that ate through stuff and a real human skull in a room I was forbidden to enter.
Call someone a "fucking poo face". Apparently "shit head" was beyond my 6-year-old vocabulary.
Imposing a household ban on Adam and the Ants when I discovered they had a song called S.E.X.
putting a golf ball through my parents window and blaming it on a neighbour - they called the police
Crushing up Xtra Strong Mints to snort in maths - teacher didn't notice and my eyes watered in pain
Stuffing a stiff, dead cat wrapped in a bin bag through the Radstock police station letterbox.
Asking Max Baines to shake hands and then when he put his hand out slap him
Sending a note to my Flanders-like next-door neighbours reading: "Piss off you shitters."
Regularly turned the classroom lights off and put dangling strings of snot on the switches.
Streaming loads of boll roll from the top window of school and hitting cars.
Playing hit Dick'n'Dom game 'Bogie's!' at a Connections career conference...I'm now unemployed.
Excuse in school late book: I was visited by the angel gabriel and would bear the second coming.
Wearing my Grandad's teeth and scaring my younger cousins with my dribbling Cheshire cat smile.
Used my friend's electric wheelchair for the day as she struggled to move around in her normal one.
Mixed my brother's grumble mags in to my mum's magazine rack
Porn mag cuttings added to class swot's lunchbox (after lunch, so his Mum would find them)
Throwing an apple at "Peanut", and hitting him on the back of the head from about 100 feet away.
All at Brownie camp got an honour: most helpful, tidiest, marvellous etc. I was the silliest yay me!
Put friend's sleeping cat in a bucket, floated bucket off down the river Thames. Later rescued.
Discovered a technique to steal packs of Fruit Pastilles from the school vending machine.
Hating my Mum for cutting my hair with blunt scissors into a bowlhead.
Inventing numerous variations on 'slogs', so as to trick my kid brother into extra beatings.
Tapping Mr Mordaunt on the head with a
hammer in Technology class.
Smashing my neighbours window with a catapult my dad made me.
Scooped a dog shit into a sock, swung it round my head sling style and released. Direct hit.
Shouting 'Alan Towers is a wanker' as the great man filmed a report for Midlands Today.
Writing the word "WANKER" in soap across the windows of the school hall. I was seven.
stole a C3PO figure that was new for my broken one then told my mum my teacher has some Magic glue.
Got a bunch of girls to show us their underdeveloped boobs for them to join our water fight.
Making a selection of costumes for
every character in Mortal Kombat
(except Sonya Blade).
Tried to poison science teacher by putting mercury in the drawers of his desk.
Burnt neighbour's Porsche's paintwork with a discarded fag end, denied it while smoking a fag.
Doing poppers in maths
Pinning down Omar and putting sand in his mouth. Then gobbing in his ear.
Got thrown out of PE for assault so dropped a turd in Mr Fowler's shoe.
Making a poison pen letter saying 'there is a
bomb in your house', putting it in an
envelope, doing a big poo in the envelope,
putting it all through the letterbox of a
caretaker from a neighbouring school.
