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Cornet tastes too motherfuckin boring 
This flake-ass shit's too distracting, a nigger can't relax and enjoy his ice cream
If I have one, then B will want one, and God knows her ass is big enough already.
Motherfuckin mr whippy cream ain't no damn real ice cream anyways
Sticky-ass shit's running down my motherfuckin sleeve
Mini Milks ain't no sucker to be seen with, put that shit away
You've got a fucking nerve calling yourself an ice cream van when you don't be havin' no sprinkles.
Seriously, you should have a sign up saying No Sprinkles so's a nigger can make an informed choice. This is some trade description bullshit.
If I wasn't holding the cone, it'd look like I'm sucking a motherfuckin' invisible dick
What the hell you be doing drivin' through my hood playin' Greensleeves? Get out of my town with that motherfuckin' romanesca ding-dong-ditty bullshit.
Bitch get that muthafuckin purple Calippo out my fuckin face before I bust one in yo fuckin grill. Every muthafucka knows I'm all about orange ones.
Shit man I asked for bunnies' ears dogg
Motherfucker you did NOT just give me hundreds and thousands
What the FUCK is this FEAST bullshit
Fuck you Dre! You ain't no real doctor, be tellin' me I'm lactose intolerant an' shit.
I can't enjoy this Cider Barrel with that fucked-up Donald Duck staring at me - some motherfucker needs to learn how to draw beaks
Two ball screw fuckin WHAT?
Aw man this cornetto all whippy and shit yet I get it straight outta tesco this shit is TIGHT
Mutherfucker perseveres through shitty ol' vanilla only to find he's been dicked over with no motherfucking bubble gum at the bottom of his screwball
An ice cream dude that don't got weed under here? Sheeeeeeed! Get the fuck out o' my face - I don't want no mutherfucking ice cream
Me 'aving dee time o me world guy wi dat dere Mini-milk
Shit nigga. This aint no Magnum.
Yo, FAB stands for Fat Ass Bitches, cos dat's what it gives bitches - a fat ass.
Icecream is fag ass shit, yo. Niggaz be gettin sticky over Mr Whippy.
Magnum jus' some choc-ice beyatch on a motherfuckin' stick, dawg.
Yo mama so fat, she orders her flake wid thousands and millions, nigga.
Shit son, why no motherfuckin' ice cream maker be writin' those knock knock jokes on the stick any mo'?
Mothafucka be temptin' shorties into his van and cornholin' the li'l mothafuckas
Who you callin' funny feet? I don't come 'roun your house and call yo bitch stanky tits. No, I do not consider myself to have misunderstood you.
Aint no Cornetto in my ghetto, g/I like Vienetta much better,see/And if I see you licking on some cheap ass cone/I put a cap in yo ass and you be gone
Orange MAID? I gots enough mothafuckin slave problems without worryin' about some Oompa Loompa bitch cleaning some cracker's shitty drawers. Foo.
Brother gots to be spendin' all day reckonin' what the FUCK a Mivvi even is.
A cone? Who you callin' a cone muthafucka?
Brothers be worryin about putting regular groceries in his icebox, like fish fingers an mini-kievs and shit, let alone some dessert on a stick shit,
Yo, if you ain't got no strawberry sauce, I just slice you open and use your blood, dawg. Fo' real
I ain't runnin after that shit, nigga bring that shit to me fuck yo van
I is gonna pop a flake in your Häagen-Dazs
Every fool know a 99 is called a 99 cuz it costs
99p dogg, how you go'n charge me
mutherfuckin £2 for dis shit?
Aint got fiddy P to light my mutherfuckin crib
This funny foot ain't motherfuckin funny enough
Festival? Dat shit ain't nuthin' but a rebadged Feast, shorty.
This Calippo's too fuckin' cold.
She wuz supposed to buy your shorty Cornetto wit' yo' money...
Mother Fucker! Don't be fucking Jewish with the red sauce - when I says all over I mean all over it, bitch. One squirt pussy whipped bullshit nigger.
and the beach ain't warm.
Cone or tub? What kind of motherfuckin' dumb-ass bullshit question is that?
Phish food, nigga! PHISH FOOD!
Why all this ice cream white? Nigger come into the hood selling racism on a stick. What the fuck you say? Black ice is dangerous? MOTHER FUCKER!
