Free Nelson Mandela
Throttle a bum swan
Send a sausage to the seaside.
Strangle a darkie
Visit the porcelain embassy2free shi-ite hostages
Grow a tail
Birth a foal
Light a bum cigar
crimp off a length
Bomb the Yellow River
Do some bum-crime
Puke an Arse Burger
Have a Welsh picnic
Crimp off some dirty spine
Draw on the pan with a big brown crayon.
drop the kids off at the pool
Park your breakfast
Nudge down the bell
open the bay doors
release the hounds
Release the balls
Drown the chocolate slugs
lay a cable
I'm just off to curl one off
Dropping off the Cosbys
Have a brown baby.
Build a log cabin
Pebbledash the rim.
Fire the brown laser
off for a brownband download
Growl one out *
clone bono
Give birth to a mud child
Off to meet Ainsley Harriott
Plant some corn
Going for a sit down in the smallest room in house
Work off a few pounds on the porcelain multi-gym
Serve up a quarterpounder
Release the turtle
Torpedo practice
Sink some u-boats
Give birth to Meatloaf's daughter
Caramac party!
Making a toilet
Talk with Mustafa
Aggravate the anal fissure
Test the toilet
Drop a depth charge
contracting for BT
Bombing Dresden
hit a bum note or two
lay some clay in trap 1
Wring out a dirty log
Dropping the bastards off at the pool
Mr T's a callin'
Send one out of the departure lounge.
Lay an Uncle Phil
Shite out a cock poo

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