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Let's cheer Sophie up with a nice text message or two. But what shall we text her?
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hate it
personally i hate you and the way you look but everyone keeps on asking me if we are related so fuck off and get ur own face 
Does yr head fit perfectly in2 a child's activity centre?
Hi Sophe - I et a hole tesco family chicken pie last night - 2 myselve! Wot is the biggest thing U have et?
Who does yr makeup dear, Ronald McDonald?
If a pessimist is never disappointed, let's hope a load of pessimists bought your album
is your Mum seeing anyone?
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king, and you would be considered attractive.
suck my winkie
Sophie, where did u get yr face?
How many fags do u have 2 smoke a day 2 get teeth so yelo? Sophie, truly UR the wider-faced christina ricci us brits hav longed 4
R U 1 yr mum made earlier on blue peter?
Sophie, give David Coulthard back his jaw line
Selfishly sparking a world shortage of oil of ulay is not something 2 be proud of, but I do like that posh banter
Cheer up at least u don't sing like Posh!!! You look like that thing out of Battlestar Galactica!!!
i bet u have got loads of teeth. do u think u could incubate my wisdom teeth 4 me until they r fully grown as they r causing me a whole world of smart at the moment. thx. Dear Sophie, Are you Davros's love child?
Don't worry about the shin bones love concentrate on sorting the rest out do u like terry nutkins as much as me? u can come round and watch the really wild show with me?
When are YOU gonna get murdered on the dancefloor? Your mum was the first person I EVER fancied on telly and I had a dream about her being naked and I was just looking at her.
Sophie, my grandad fancies you, any chance of a snog for his 70th birthday?
Do you have an extensive collection of clocks with weird shaped faces? When did you marry Chucky??
If you, me and a small yorkshire terrier were the last three things on Earth, I'd shag the dog first. Just a thought. What did you say to your hair dresser to piss em off that much?
Your mum molested me as a child and gave me a blue peter badge so that i wud keep schtum. Have you ever thought of getting an aerodynamically designed helmet to help you when walking into a strong wind?
You can't ice skate as well as Reese Witherspoon, can you?
get back in the audience woman!
Because it's a dildo plugged into the mains, you stupid cow Well at least you have taken over from Karen Keating in the ultimate mother daughter combo.
what hapened to the rest of the family after the succesful smash ads?
Who has a stronger jaw - you or a pitbull?An archetypal alien, that bird from Skunk Anansie, you, SEB Coe... I'd shag them all apart from the runner, ET and that skinhead rawk singer. Love Chris
Hey Arnold ! Im looking for celebrities to eat a full can of pedigree chum for my new project. I will pay.
Dear Ms Bextor, have you noticed how similar your name is to the word Syphilis? I guess you have now.
sofi did u do a credit crunch its everywhere
How does it feel to be a skesis
Fancy a donkey punch Eey-ore?
You look like a porcelain doll. Except you don't have one of those holes I drill in the back of my porcelain dolls so I can fit my mediocre cock in their arse.
bet your minge is like the sarlaac
I'm doing the kids of Blue Peter presenters. So far I've fucked Peter Purves little boy and Simon Groom's little boy. Oh and one of Shep's sexy pups. Fancy it?
sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
Was your mum the one whose tit popped out on Blue Peter?
Is it true your mother had an affair with Goldie?
I've fancied you ever since you were in Cloppa Castle
Kn I hav my set square bak kthxbye
Was your father a shop mannequin?
Did you ever find out who was murdered on the dance floor?
Kate Winslet has a better name than you.
I'd bum you, if you promised not to look at me. Your wierd alien-head would put me right off.
Can I touch your fanny with an old chicken bone?
Your mum was terrible in Doctor Who.
_What_ is murder on the dance floor?
Is your dad Max Headroom?
i know where you live.. hugs and kisses xx
How did it feel turning the Xmas lights on in Alfriston?
Your face is wide, wider than from the side, it would look good fried, in breadcrumbs, like a fried pasty. xx TB LUV U BBZ!!
Hi Sophie, i like your music...LOL
Hi sorry who is this i dont seem to have your number stored
I dnt care abt yr big sky dish face I wud ride u til yr backb0ne snapped lol11but in all seriousness wud need a jonny in case the baby inhrited yr chinky eyes11
You've a face like a cat, but I'd still lick your twat!
