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I've got soul
but I'm not a soldier. Apparently that's profound.
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I got tourettes but I'm not a WANKER!
#1 - bmerren log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got toes, but I'm not a toaster
#2 - murflet log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got thrush, but I'm not a thrush.
#3 - fogged log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got cock, but I'm not a Cockney
#4 - Eliot log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a badge but I'm not a badger
#5 - g-funk log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got tape, but I'm not a Tapir.
#6 - AxemanJim log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got piles, but I'm not a pilot
#7 - Idiotica log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got karma, but I'm not a car mechanic.
#8 - dandandandandan log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster.
#9 - AxemanJim log in to vote log in to vote chat
i've got juggs but I'm not a juggler
#10 - maud and mabel log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got pain, but I'm not a painter.
#11 - AxemanJim log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got plums, but I'm not a plumber
#12 - murflet log in to vote log in to vote chat
I'm an ironmonger, but I'm not an iron or a mong.
#13 - exxon log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got feet, but I'm not a foetus
#14 - Robwhufc log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got you, but I'm not a U-boat.
#15 - AxemanJim log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a Wii, but I'm not a weasel.
#16 - smilydani log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got soul, but I'm not a soldering iron
#17 - PC Lout log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got Chi, but I'm not a Cheesecake
#18 - AxemanJim log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got cum, but I'm not a kumquat
#19 - Saffronica log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a tie, but I'm not a tiger.
#20 - KodiakJnkpuncher log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a degree, but I'm not a degreaser.
#21 - roundrobin log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got gin, but I'm not a ginger
#22 - clowns pocket log in to vote log in to vote chat
I got soul but I'm not an arsehole.
#23 - bmerren log in to vote log in to vote chat
i've got knee, but i'm not a negro
#24 - jafar log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got piles, but I'm not a pylon.
#25 - dandandandandan log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a boner, but I'm not a bona fide sex pest.
#26 - roundrobin log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got crabs, but I'm not a crabstick.
#27 - roundrobin log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got wood, but I'm not a woodpecker.
#28 - dandandandandan log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got balls, but I'm not a ballsac
#29 - anderslimpar log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a toy, but I'm not a toilet.
#30 - AxemanJim log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got horn but I'm not a hornet
#31 - costas log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got carp, but I'm not a carpenter
#32 - Saffronica log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a spa, but I'm not a spastic.
#33 - halloweenbaz log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got style, but I'm not a stylophone.
#34 - AxemanJim log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got RAM, but I'm not Rambo
#35 - AxemanJim log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got hair, but I'm not a hermaphrodite.
#36 - seaotters log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got sass, but I'm not a sasquatch.
#37 - AxemanJim log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got wind, but I'm not a windmill.
#38 - seany85 log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got tea, but I'm not a t-shirt.
#39 - AxemanJim log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got wit, but I'm not a witness.
#40 - smilydani log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a suit, but I'm not a suitor.
#41 - Slanko log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a neck, but I'm not a nectarine.
#42 - Slanko log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a tyre, but I'm not a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
#43 - Steve log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got cunt, but I'm not a country.
#44 - Ardinno log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got knees, but I'm not from Neasden
#45 - Robwhufc log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got moles, but i'm not a molar
#46 - stuey log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got piss, but I'm not a pistachio
#47 - Eliot log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a homo, but I'm not a homeowner.
#48 - routine log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got hair, but I'm not an heirloom
#49 - FleTch log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got the sack but I'm not a saxophonist.
#50 - larrythedwarf log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a chilly chin, but I'm not a chinchilla.
#51 - ricardopresto log in to vote log in to vote chat
ive got cat, but im not a catholic
#52 - danielsimpson log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got rules, but I'm not a ruler.
#53 - SE23monkey log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got Maddie but I'm not Madeiran.
#54 - roundrobin log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got pie, but i'm not a pirate (or a mathematician)
#55 - Hungry work log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got nuts, thus have not been neutered
#56 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got Myrrh, but I'm not a Merman
#57 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got bum, but I'm not a bummer
#58 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got sense but I'm not a sensei
#59 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got peas, but I'm not a pizza
#60 - therik log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got banned, but I'm not a bandit
#61 - Ladylala log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got legs, but I'm not a legend
#62 - Ladylala log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got cans but I don't have cancer.
#63 - Stravvy log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got raped, but I'm not a rapier.
#64 - Ed Zed log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got time, but I'm not Timon of Athens
#65 - naffeteria log in to vote log in to vote chat
I have cans but I don't have cancer. I hope.
#66 - dark fader log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got eyes, but I'm not an eyesore.
#67 - AxemanJim log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got game, but I'm not a games teacher
#68 - PC Lout log in to vote log in to vote chat
I'm a driver and I've got piles, but I'm not a piledriver
#69 - exxon log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got aids, but I'm not Adrian Mole
#70 - johnnytryhard log in to vote log in to vote chat
I'm having fun but I'm not a fundamentalist.
#71 - dark fader log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a penis, but I'm not a pianist.
#72 - tinker log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a bra, but I'm not a Brahmin.
#73 - ricardopresto log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got gin but I'm not made by Ginsters
#74 - Plotkill log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a bulge but I'm not Jamie Bulger.
#75 - saxwell log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got mange, but I'm not a manger
#76 - damon green log in to vote log in to vote chat
i've got game, but im not GamesMaster (that was Sir Patrick Moore, obviously)
#77 - danielsimpson log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got peace, but I am not a member of Greenpeace because they do me head in.
#78 - git features log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got chi, but I'm not a chimpanzee.
#79 - AxemanJim log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got bliss, but I'm not a blister.
#80 - chumasterp log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got clap, but I'm not a clapometer.
#81 - routine log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got shit, but I'm not a shitake mushroom
#82 - MikeAlx log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got Rhymes. but I'm not a Rymans
#83 - JooJoo log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a neck, but i'm not a necrophilliac
#84 - JooJoo log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got eyes but I'm not an i-pod
#85 - JooJoo log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got sperm, but I'm not a sperm whale
#86 - FleTch log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got arse, but I'm not an Arsenal fan
#87 - FleTch log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a loo but I'm not a loofah
#88 - maud and mabel log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got boules but i'm not bulimic
#89 - Plotkill log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got anomie, but I'm not a gnome.
#90 - dandandandandan log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got baps, but I'm not a Baptist.
#91 - dandandandandan log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got Jam, but I'm not Jamaican
#92 - Joeyjojo log in to vote log in to vote chat
I'm a git, but I don't play guitar.
#93 - SE23monkey log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got mess, but I'm not a messenger.
#94 - SE23monkey log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got plank, but I'm not plankton.
#95 - SE23monkey log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got hair, but I'm not hairless.
#96 - SE23monkey log in to vote log in to vote chat
i've got soul, but im not a soledad brother
#97 - danielsimpson log in to vote log in to vote chat
i've got a cap, but i'm not a captive
#98 - Hungry work log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got lists but I'm not listopia
#99 - tallsam log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got ants, but I'm not antagonised
#100 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got cancer. Shit!
#101 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got Q, but I'm not a cubist
#102 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got bees, but I'm not a beefcake.
#103 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got soul, but I'm not a solstice.
#104 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got dough but I'm not a dojo
#105 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got me, but I'm not Miyagi
#106 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got hood, but I'm not a hoodlum.
#107 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got pubes, but I'm not a publicist.
#108 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got speed but I'm not in Speedos
#109 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a pea, but i'm not a paedophile
#110 - bazza log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a compass, but I'm not compassionate.
#111 - routine log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got guts, but I'm not a gutter
#112 - therik log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got nails, but I'm not a nailbomber
#113 - therik log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got head, but I'm not a header
#114 - therik log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got pee, but I'm not a paedo
#115 - scout carex log in to vote log in to vote chat
I'm Sue and I drink cider, but I'm not suicidal.
#116 - SmudgeMcr log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a bird, but I'm not a burden.
#117 - SmudgeMcr log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got hash, but I'm not a hash brown
#118 - Ladylala log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got wine, but I'm not a whiner...
#119 - Ladylala log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got dogs, but I'm not a dogger
#120 - Ladylala log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got head, but I'm not a headcase.
#121 - Ladylala log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got dick, but I'm not a dictionary
#122 - aurocks log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got genitals, but I'm not a gentleman.
#123 - dandandandandan log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got dogs but Im not a dogger
#124 - fourfoot log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got game, but I'm not a gay man.
#125 - larrythedwarf log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got kids, but I'm not a kiddy fiddler
#126 - Thomas log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got smeg, but I'm not Smeagol
#127 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got front, but I'm not a front bottom
#128 - dandandandandan log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got box, but i'm not a boxer
#129 - glennfisher log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a plan, but I'm not a plant.
#130 - ricardopresto log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a sum but I'm not a Somalian
#131 - idealstandard log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got old, but I'm not Gary Oldman
#132 - SmudgeMcr log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got ubbs, but I'm not ubiquitous.
#133 - warmfuzzyfeeling log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got opposable thumbs, but I'm not a hitch-hiker
#134 - jimal log in to vote log in to vote chat
I'm waiting in a queue, but I'm not in Kuwait
#135 - naffeteria log in to vote log in to vote chat
i've got AIDS, but im not Aiden
#136 - danielsimpson log in to vote log in to vote chat
i've got sign, but im not sienfeld
#137 - danielsimpson log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got patience, but I'm not a patient.
#138 - SmudgeMcr log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got shoes, but Im not a shoe shop
#139 - chris69er log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got sails, but I'm not a sailor.
#140 - jimal log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got crack but I'm not a crackhead
#141 - Saffronica log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a fanny, but I'm not Fanny Cradock
#142 - Saffronica log in to vote log in to vote chat
I'm a boffin, but I never get to do any boffin'
#143 - exxon log in to vote log in to vote chat
wrong
#144 - robert dee log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got a playstation 3, but im not a playstation 3 fanboy
#145 - danielsimpson log in to vote log in to vote chat
i've got rat, but im not ratboy
#146 - danielsimpson log in to vote log in to vote chat
i've got hate, but im not a hatful of hollow
#147 - danielsimpson log in to vote log in to vote chat
i've got words, but im no wordsworth
#148 - danielsimpson log in to vote log in to vote chat
I got carrots, but I'm not a car.
#149 - SE23monkey log in to vote log in to vote chat
I've got wasps, but I'm not a wispa
#150 - tzb log in to vote log in to vote chat
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