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During Jim Davidson's 'Chalky' routine, it was all I could do to hold back a loud nigger. 
Mr Fletcher had a very loud voice and, when taking a class on the first floor, would often be hard downstairs.
The Pet Shop Boys have a reputation for being quite dour, but when I turned up to interview them they were rimming with enthusiasm.
Since the 2000 election, there has been a massive shit in US policy.
There's nothing quite so relaxing as a gentle punt up the anal.
Watch out Sir! I think he's about to ponce!
Unable to use her new DVD player due to a missing component, Kay was delighted when her boyfriend came over and dropped off a scat cable.
"Arse Sir Lawrence!" Ordered the Queen
"Ah," said the Countess, "have you met my husband, the Cunt?"
Nigel jumped off the diving board and went head first into the poo.
Following a hunting accident, the Duke was rushed to hospital with a perforated coon.
No matter how many times he nagged her about it, whenever George looked in his girlfriend's drawers he never found a clean poon.
Young Lady Hortensia was an ardent equestrian with no qualms... she'd think nothing of riding Roderick's hose with or without his consent
“Whisky Sir Giles?”
“Yes… I fancy a single scotch that’s 40% poof.”
As we stood watching our father's coffin being lowered into the ground, Mother sank to her knees and began weeing uncontrollably over the grave.
For a really fun night, grab your bottle of vodka, bottle of schnapps, tequila, a watermelon and chuck it all in a bender
It was advantageous to be friendly with the hairdresser if you needed a quick rim.
Like all correctional facilities, HMP Broadmoor was filled with criminal cum.
Each morning, American school children gather to pledge allegiance to the fag.
I love classical music and I just can't wait for the next rectal.
My grandfather's cock was too large for the shelf...
Charlotte, not being a wine connoisseur, was happily surprised when given a lesson in the joys of the rape.
You there! Boy! Get on with your work and stop cock-watching.
Dressed up to the nines in his new suit, Graham was feeling really wanky.
Bandits coming in over the Channel! Cocks Away Ginger!
In Roman mythology, Anus was the god of gates, doors, doorways, beginnings and endings.
Her father was a horologist so
Cassandra appreciated it's
impressive movement when
she first saw Oscar's exquisite
cock.
Felicity, not wanting Dennis to spend the whole party in the kitchen, ordered him to minge.
It's touching to see how much the President
adores the Fist Lady.
Joe's mum would do everything for him, from tidying his room to ironing his shits
I know all the evidence points to Barrymore, but dammit sergeant, you've got no poof!
Like most modern artists, I tend to experiment using different kinds of pants.
Try our new Scottish wonder burger, made with the finest Aberdeen Anus!
My God, it's hot in her!
I'd like a quiet moment to reflect upon all the semen needlessly lost in the war.
I awoke under the tree and got a great eyeful of Halley's Come splashing through the leaves, the magnificent glistening tail at the rear.
Elmer had sat patiently all day, his loaded gun pointing at the rabbi's hole.
The audience was enraptured throughout Caroline's hole performance.
It's difficult to imagine Westminster without thinking of the enormous cock that dominates its landscape.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is probably the world's best-known Shite.
The Olympics drug cheat Paula Radcliffe even took a hit by the road during the marathon.
The gladiators dis-engaged and in a show of mutual respect, standing face to face, they stiffy saluted each other.
The right temperature is essential to keep your babies arm.
After a hard day at work I love to come home and slip into a nice hot bat.
Burns laments "The best laid plans o' mice and men, Oft gang a-gay." No matter how carefully we plan things, we're going to get fucked up the arse.
Snow White could never decide who was her favourite dwarf until the day Dopey walked in with his pick slung casually over his shoulder.
My mother always said "The poof is in the pudding"
I have been up almost every anal in venice with my wide-beam barge.
Watching them serve the dinner Em remarked "Wherever did you get such queer aids". "From a sailor" the Major replied "who'd just returned from Africa"
"Yup", said Deke, "after driving cattle through the night, ain't nothing better'n stoppin' off at Hermione's 'n slippin' into a fresh pair o' bitches"
Mr Collins had been hoping to get home early, but he got suck supervising detention.
After his motivational therapy Nigel found himself rimming with confidence.
In a rousing pre-battle speech, the general told all the men in his charge to stand up an be cunted
The life of River Phoenix ended tragically after he took a fatal combination of cocaine and heron in The Viper Room.
Dad and I looked at each other. So distant for so long. But now, as we buried Mum, we were at peace.We had truly boned.
When Iqbal first arrived in this country, he had no more than the shit on his back.
Dennis Penis got quite angry when you didn't spell his surname right.
Elton John upset at being knocked over by a fan- “People always bum into me on the street!”
Chef? Mr Winner is unhappy with his gazpacho. He says it has barely been strained, and there are still traces of cum floating on the surface.
I couldn't wait for the rubber of Bridge to end. I was playing East, and my girlfriend was wet.
It was a moonless night and to get home Timmy had to negotiate the unlit corridor. He was scared so I took him up the back passage.
Susan having had her hair coloured, looked very different. She was quite uncertain about the outcome, so I told her much I admired her tits.
Me Dad weret Season Ticket holder, Ee, I remember every Saturday, he'd ruffle me 'air and say, 'Son, I'm off downt' Glanford Park t' watch the Cunny'.
Phillip's garden was getting quite overgrown, so he went out to do some weeing.
He's been on the run for 5 hours now. Ring sniffer dogs, at once.
So there I was, pounding away and getting nowhere. I got so frustrated I thought I was about to cream.
Casting off the cold formality of generations of royals, Princess Diana loved to minge with the public.
Lying dazed on the floor, it was clear that Tyson was out for the cunt.
Smithers, the school rotter, continually picked on the smaller boys, often giving them a sound humping.
Since she's been going out with Colin, Barbara always seems to have a tinkle in her eye.
"Why, whatever is that unsightly protuberance on your head, Neville?" "It's alright, Mother, it's just a little bum".
Frank's pinball game was ended early when he attempted to give the machine a big left tit.
Carole Vordeman leaves Cunt down shocker!
With friends like this, who needs an enema?
