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Cannabis related clothing = cunt 
Drinker in a ventilated, external, outdoor, al fresco pub beer garden designated smoking area who complains about cigarette smoke = cunt of majesty
Fw: Virus Warning!!! = cunt
listening to Hip Hop/RnB on your phone without headphones with the price tag still on your baseball cap and wearing a massive coat in August= cunt
Personalised numberplate = cunt
White with dreadlocks = cunt
Mother of 2-year-old boy dressed head-to-foot in Lacoste, sporting Nike Airs = cunt
Someone who 'hilariously' greets you with "good afternoon!" when you arrive in the office slightly later than you normally do = cunt
Adult + skateboard = cunt
Male wearing flip flops anywhere other than the beach = cunt
Driver who slows down to let you cross but then sarcastically waves in an impatient jeez-get-a-fucking-move-on-I'm-allowing-you-three-seconds-out-of-my-unfulfilled-life-here-you-pedestrian-twat way = cunt
Male with highlights = cunt
Adult riding bike on pavement = cunt
Tibetan 'ear-flap' hat = cunt
Basketball top + big gold chain + white skin = cunt
People who stand next to you in lifts/at bus stops etc tutting and sighing until you make eye contact; knowing they've got you they can then off-load their latest drama/racist views on you = cunt
Holding can of Stella Artois in a public place = Cunt
Anyone saying "simples" like the fucking animated meerkat from the compare the market ads = massive cunt.
TV antiques expert wearing self conciously quirky clothing such as bow tie, blazer that looks like a deckchair or multi coloured spectacle frames = cunt
People who buy over-priced poncy coffees in Starbucks and Costa etc before work when there is a kettle in their office = cunt
Anyone who doesn't know the difference between 'asterix' and 'asterisk' = cunt
Person at gig who films the entire performance on their shitty digital camera/mobile phone whilst jumping around and generally being a cock, then posts the wholly useless results on YouTube to prove they were there = cunt.
Elaborate facial hair = cunt
Clearly 7+ months pregnant chav with a B&H clamped in her foul maw=cunt
Who the fack are you callin a fackin cunt = cunt?
Anyone using "pacifically" to mean "specifically" = cunt
Wearing a kilt to a wedding when their Scottish heritage consists of a great-great-grandfather who once spent a week in Selkirk = cunt
LOL = CUNT!
Lower middle class office workers who sit with a smug, self satisfied grin as they defend people they wouldn't cross the street to talk to but feel they have elevated themselves above their fellow listopians=cunt
Anyone calling the letter "H" "haitch"=cunt (Anyone calling the letter "H" "haitch" while working at HSBC or HMRC=cunt's cunt)
Misuse of the word 'literally' = cunt
F.C.U.K = C.U.N.T.
Anyone who attempts to justify their belief in astrology by saying "of course, the horoscopes in newspapers are rubbish..." = new age cunt
Overly confident 18-year-old in cheap suit knocking on your door and saying "We're just seeing if you qualify for the cheaper electricity" in a half-arsed attempt to trick you into changing your electricity supplier = cunt
People who go out on the piss and then insist on having a fucking meal after two drinks = cunt.
Numberplate in a different font = cunt
Anyone who says "sleeps" instead of days = cunt
Scooter + L-Plates <17 years old = cunt
Tramlines shaved through eyebrow = cunt
Anyone who uses the word "methinks" in an email = cunt
People who huff and puff on the tube trying to guilt people into giving them more space they don't have to spare - (we're all in here too motherfucker!) = cunts
Neckbeard + Che Guevara T-shirt = Cunt
Angrily accosts innocent fellow passengers when the bus/train/tube is delayed = cunt
"I Think Crocs are really cool" = CUNT!
"Yah, I work in the media." (includes media sales, working in HMV, wearing headphones while holding clipboard) = cunt
White/Asian Londoner with bogus Jamaican accent = cunt
someone who says "exsqueeze me" = cunt
Use of phrase 'Shit, Shower and Shave' = Cunt
'Hilarious' t-shirt = cunt
Yuppie sorts who answer their phone "yyyello" like Ellis off Die Hard = Cunt
Man Utd shirt+ lives in Surrey = CUNT
walking with your jeans hanging down showing your shitty boxers+ pit-bull on leash = cunt
Someone walking ahead of you whom you
overtake, only to be overtaken by a minute later
= cunt
Drama student = cunt
Sociology undergraduate with beret and neckbeard ostentatiously reading Gramsci in the students' union bar with his feet on the table whilst smoking a roll-up = cunt
On coming driver who doesn't wave thankyou when you let him/her through = Cunt
Parents who take their loud, obnoxious children to fancy restaurants and do fuck all to stop them disturbing your meal = cunts
Muscle vest = cunt
Sportswear on fat chav = cunt
Louis Walsh= Cunt
Driving a car with more subwoofers than doors = cunt
Ponytail + BMW 3-series + job in marketing + iMac = cunt
over 40+ Copy of Daily Mail= CUNT
People who say 'death' when they mean 'deaf', on the (stupid) assumption that people who say 'deaf' don't pronounce 'th' properly = CUNT
Ugly people who talk too loudly about their "relationships" and "feelings" on crowded trains = middle class cunts
anyone who tries to get on the tube by attempting to walk straight through you when you're obviously trying to step off onto the platform = utter, utter cunt. and thick as pigshit to boot.
Saying let me aks you instead of
ask you = cunt
The person that compiled the shortlist for the BRITs 'Album of the past 30 years' award = cunt.
Drags wheely bag behind them, snaking from left to right in a crowded train station = cunt
basketball top+big gold chain+that stupid North london Hip Hop accent+Bangladeshi= cunt!
Just got back from Thailand banging on that the tiny island they visited hadn't had a tourist on it for 3000 years before them = cunt
Ugly ginger cunt from Simply Red = cunt
Anyone who wears or owns Che Guevara paraphernalia
anyone, and I do mean anyone, who uses the term "interwebs"
Talking business too loud on a poncy mobile on a train, as if they're John D Fucking Rockefeller or something = cunt
Anyone who suggests having a "cheeky" anything = cunt
George Lamb = cunt. Just so I can beat droog to it.
Christian = cunt
Driving car + wearing baseball cap = cunt
Che Guevara T-Shirt = cunt
Tattoo on neck = cunt
People who refer to celebrities by their first names as if they know them = cunt
Sends you an email saying 'Rather than sending individual Christmas cards I have made a donation to imsocharitable.org' = cunt
People who include their middle
name(s) on Facebook =
pretentious cunt
Person out with you for a drink spending all their time on their mobile phone updating Facebook that they are in the pub = Cunt
Adult + micro-scooter + cunt
A gobby ostrich wearing G-Unit trainers trying to get into a night club = cunt
Youtube, motorbike, 120mph, tiny penis = cunt
People who say "ooh, did you wet the bed?!" when you get into work slightly earlier than usual = cunt
"I don't mean to be a cunt but" = cunt
Future Publishing Ad Sales Department having little to no respect of the art form and soon-to-be-myth known as 'journalism' = cunts
"President" of Zimbabwe = cunt
David Blaine = stunt cunt
People who get their mates to post on Listopia and then up signing up themselves because they're jealous that someone else is getting the credit for a 3 out of top 5 performance = fat cunt
trans-atlantic accent+ boho clothing = cunt
using the phrase "came into our lives" = spake proper inglish, cunt
"he's just the nicest human being" = yes but who's the bigger cunt you or him?
Pompous C++ nerd that makes a point of correcting the incorrect use of '=' (left operand must be l-value) by using a proper equality operator instead == cunt
Wearer of small black nike footballing gloves = cunt
Anyone who uses chopsticks when there are evolved cutlery items at their disposal = cunt
Massive fucking 4x4 = cunt
Conspicuously wearing massive DJ headphones and carrying a record bag = cunt.
Anyone who uses the phrase "dot com" when not referring to a website. Eg - "Big night last night - hungover.com!!!!111!" = cunt
Methodically tousled/gelled mop of hair and a tracksuit top zipped all the way up, à la Liam Gallagher = cunt.
Danish king surrounded by courtly sycophants, sat on the shore commanding the tide to turn back = Cnut.
recruitment consultants = lying, bullshitting cunts.
Bumps this geriatric list just to annoy PC Lout = Cunt
Lower middle class office workers who take out the frustrations of their meaningless and impotent lives on chavs = cunt
Eastern European+Square head+Lonsdale top = cunt
crackhead pestering people for money and fags under the rouse that he/she needs food, money for a shelter or train fare to Kent = CUNT!
Foam Guinness hat = cunt
People who go in the audience of TV shows (and that's not a good start as it is) and take sly sidelong glances at the monitors to see if they're on-screen when the host is standing near them = Cunt.
Anyone who watches "two pints of lager and a packet of crisps" = cunt
Golf umbrella = cunt
Anyone in a 'whacky' tie and/or coloured braces = cunt
Djembe = supercunt
"Talk to me on myspace/facebook/bebo" without having ascertained whether you use that network = cunt
Me = cunt
Collar up on rugby shirt = cunt
School run mum's who think it's your priveledge to walk into the road,step in dog shit,trawl through mud and puddles instead of them and their kids=cunt
People who make insulting remarks about you to their children = cunts (to the power of cunts, in base cunt)
Media person wearing those combat trousers with a dragon up the leg, plus a 'North Face' jacket and has overpriced posh 'designer' furniture at home = cunt
arseholes driving aston martin's who try to barge arse their way into queue of traffic by swerving at you and flashing lights.BCSD get to back of queue and wait your fucking turn!=cunt
People who say "bold" when they mean "bald" = Thick cunt
Jordan's fanny = Big saggy floppy cunt
Anyone who has ever visited Anglesey without good reason = cunt
Anyone who has ever bought theirself an LED key-fob torch = cunt
People whose favourite film is The Football Factory = cunt.
Any grown man wearing a plastic bracelet - cunt
Fingerquotes = cunt
Saying "BA!" instead of "(Good)bye" = cunt of cunts
A vulgar word for the female genitalia = cunt
1004 Facebook friends and a 'glamourous' profile picture, taken by themselves, alone, in their bedroom = cunt
Football, or any team sport tattoo when the owner clearly is not part of that team = cunt
Smoking a cigar in a public place = cunt
Arsenal shirt = cunt
people that assume im working class? CUNTS!
People who insists I have an under-sized penis = Cunt
Flat cap + loose bulldog + town centre = cunt
New Skins cast = cunt(s)
a jovial man and a sour faced woman, who cum's first = cunt
Audi drivers repeatedly driving up your arse or pulling out in front of you a la' BMW drivers 10 years ago - cunts
Bald man with a ponytail = cunt
Cockney = cunt
BMW driver = cunt
surly fat african woman traffic warden= cunt
Your mom = cunt
Canadian = cunt
People who hate scene kids simply because they make the effort and have been "at the hair straighteners" = cunt
