This film blew my socks off, so I put some more on but it blew them off too! I bought more socks but it was getting late.
I can't even begin to describe this film.
PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN is quite simply AWESOME, and it's a shame he isn't in this film.
A CAREER-BEST PERFORMANCE FROM DEAN GAFFNEY
Mesmerising. My eyes literally fell off!
So good, I shat into my pick and mix!
I was on the edge of my seat for the whole 2 hours and i'm pretty certain it wasn't because i had my rucksack on although i do remember having it on afterwards when i left which is funny because i do not own a rucksack.
Jennifer Aniston's portrayal of Karen Matthews is nothing short of a performance.
IF YOU READ JUST ONE BOOK THIS YEAR then you're doing better than Katie Price who certainly didn't write this one.
"I laughed out loud from start to finish. The Color Purple is a tour de force."
So good it made my wife pregnant - and she's a man!
i went well fucking mental and punched a child right in the middle, i hadn't even left Waterstone's!
If you laughed at Das Boot, you'll hurl at this.
Everyone worked really hard. Well done.
Barry Chuckle's RSC debut dazzles.
So moving that I ran crying out of the cinema straight to my mum's house and cuddled her for nine hours.
THE MUSICAL NUMBERS SHINE OVER EVERYTHING ELSE in this film about a load of ropey old birds singing Abba songs
STUPENDOUS! HELEN MIRREN'S TITS ARE AMAZING examples of how after a certain age you shouldn't wap 'em out anymore.
So amazing i swear my eyes were still seeing in 3 dimensions hours after the film ended!
If books had pages, this one has loads!
High octane action that does exactly what it says on the tin! Contains beans.
"Sophie's Choice: The Musical" is this year's best lolocaust movie! The song "Don't make me choose, I can't choose" is an instant classic!
Keanu Reeves LITERALLY has the camera on him most of the time. Well done
well it was better than I AM LEGEND, which was the biggest pile of steaming horse shit i've ever seen in my life
Saying 'garlic bread!' over and over again has never been funnier.
"Fucking woeful" - Christian Voice.
The cinematography is quite simply, credited in big enough letters to applaud.
If you only watch twentyseven films this year, you'd be a bit daft not to make this one of those twenty seven films.
The American teenagers in this film are slightly less whiney than the ones in other films.
I WAS COMPLETELY STUNNED by some bloke with a plank turning 'round in the street. Then I went to see this film, and I'm glad I can barely remember it!
The self harming episode i endured shortly after leaving the cinema had
*almost* nothing to do with the script or the font they used for the credits.
Starring internet phenomenon Paris Hilton
If you like loads of tits and full frontal but don't mind having to read subtitles, this film has it all.
Schindler's List meets American Pie!
Cannibalistic infanticide has never been funnier!
When the credits began to roll, I asked myself one question - "Where are my car keys?" I think they may have fallen down the side of the chair.
A gripping plot, excellent dialogue, crisp direction and a stellar cast are all missing from this film.
Jason Statham's portrayal of a talentless, borderline-retarded charisma vacuum is top notch! It's almost like he's not acting at all!
The Sexiest PG i've ever known!!
A saucy, rip-roaring romp through Nazi-occupied Poland!
Dialogue was so superb i went home and strangled my cat til my arms got sore.
I literally sat in my seat all the way through and then I discovered Jesus.
"WEEKEND AT BERNIES THE DIRECTOR'S EDITION IS SIMPLY A MASTERPIECE" - Phillip Seymour Hoffman
I just couldn't put it down and now my hand has somehow grown itself around the book, like a kind of handbook with all skin on it.
Mere words cannot describe
the odyssey, the revelation,
the epiphany this film was.
So I've made a diagram out
of my man goo. - Barry
Norman
I sat outside the cinema and imagined what was happening as the bass vibrated the wall I leant against. 7/10
An epic rollercoaster ride! I lost my false teeth and was sick!
Funnier than Jimmy Saville and scarier than the Fast Show!
Awesome action sequences will refresh your attention span every eight seconds!
"A Wemarkable, Wollicking Womp! (Actually, it's cwap. But I just like seeing my name on all the posters)" — Jonathan Ross
"I literally could not close my eyes!" - Malcolm McDowell
"The premier in NY was a spectacle to behold! And so was the film"
At least 3 seconds of nipple!
I had no idea spakkers could act!

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