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Desperate means to make you go and watch that piss-awful film.
This film blew my socks off, so I put some more on but it blew them off too! I bought more socks but it was getting late.
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I can't even begin to describe this film.
PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN is quite simply AWESOME, and it's a shame he isn't in this film.
A CAREER-BEST PERFORMANCE FROM DEAN GAFFNEY
Mesmerising. My eyes literally fell off!
#5 - Ponk log in to vote log in to vote chat
So good, I shat into my pick and mix!
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I was on the edge of my seat for the whole 2 hours and i'm pretty certain it wasn't because i had my rucksack on although i do remember having it on afterwards when i left which is funny because i do not own a rucksack.
#7 - LeoNMS log in to vote log in to vote chat
Jennifer Aniston's portrayal of Karen Matthews is nothing short of a performance.
#8 - Ponk log in to vote log in to vote chat
IF YOU READ JUST ONE BOOK THIS YEAR then you're doing better than Katie Price who certainly didn't write this one.
"I laughed out loud from start to finish. The Color Purple is a tour de force."
#10 - routine log in to vote log in to vote chat
So good it made my wife pregnant - and she's a man!
#11 - Timbo log in to vote log in to vote chat
i went well fucking mental and punched a child right in the middle, i hadn't even left Waterstone's!
#12 - LeoNMS log in to vote log in to vote chat
If you laughed at Das Boot, you'll hurl at this.
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Everyone worked really hard. Well done.
Barry Chuckle's RSC debut dazzles.
#15 - Ponk log in to vote log in to vote chat
So moving that I ran crying out of the cinema straight to my mum's house and cuddled her for nine hours.
#16 - Noop log in to vote log in to vote chat
THE MUSICAL NUMBERS SHINE OVER EVERYTHING ELSE in this film about a load of ropey old birds singing Abba songs
#17 - Gusse log in to vote log in to vote chat
STUPENDOUS! HELEN MIRREN'S TITS ARE AMAZING examples of how after a certain age you shouldn't wap 'em out anymore.
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So amazing i swear my eyes were still seeing in 3 dimensions hours after the film ended!
#19 - LeoNMS log in to vote log in to vote chat
If books had pages, this one has loads!
#20 - LeoNMS log in to vote log in to vote chat
High octane action that does exactly what it says on the tin! Contains beans.
"Sophie's Choice: The Musical" is this year's best lolocaust movie! The song "Don't make me choose, I can't choose" is an instant classic!
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Keanu Reeves LITERALLY has the camera on him most of the time. Well done
well it was better than I AM LEGEND, which was the biggest pile of steaming horse shit i've ever seen in my life
Saying 'garlic bread!' over and over again has never been funnier.
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"Fucking woeful" - Christian Voice.
The cinematography is quite simply, credited in big enough letters to applaud.
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If you only watch twentyseven films this year, you'd be a bit daft not to make this one of those twenty seven films.
#28 - Ponk log in to vote log in to vote chat
The American teenagers in this film are slightly less whiney than the ones in other films.
#29 - Noop log in to vote log in to vote chat
I WAS COMPLETELY STUNNED by some bloke with a plank turning 'round in the street. Then I went to see this film, and I'm glad I can barely remember it!
#30 - Astatine log in to vote log in to vote chat
The self harming episode i endured shortly after leaving the cinema had *almost* nothing to do with the script or the font they used for the credits.
#31 - LeoNMS log in to vote log in to vote chat
Starring internet phenomenon Paris Hilton
#32 - exxon log in to vote log in to vote chat
If you like loads of tits and full frontal but don't mind having to read subtitles, this film has it all.
#33 - Ponk log in to vote log in to vote chat
Schindler's List meets American Pie!
#34 - Ponk log in to vote log in to vote chat
Cannibalistic infanticide has never been funnier!
#35 - Mangosta log in to vote log in to vote chat
When the credits began to roll, I asked myself one question - "Where are my car keys?" I think they may have fallen down the side of the chair.
#36 - toastie log in to vote log in to vote chat
A gripping plot, excellent dialogue, crisp direction and a stellar cast are all missing from this film.
#37 - zzzp log in to vote log in to vote chat
Jason Statham's portrayal of a talentless, borderline-retarded charisma vacuum is top notch! It's almost like he's not acting at all!
#38 - Rushy log in to vote log in to vote chat
The Sexiest PG i've ever known!!
#39 - jimleh log in to vote log in to vote chat
A saucy, rip-roaring romp through Nazi-occupied Poland!
#40 - Ponk log in to vote log in to vote chat
Dialogue was so superb i went home and strangled my cat til my arms got sore.
#41 - LeoNMS log in to vote log in to vote chat
I literally sat in my seat all the way through and then I discovered Jesus.
#42 - Ponk log in to vote log in to vote chat
"WEEKEND AT BERNIES THE DIRECTOR'S EDITION IS SIMPLY A MASTERPIECE" - Phillip Seymour Hoffman
#43 - Ponk log in to vote log in to vote chat
I just couldn't put it down and now my hand has somehow grown itself around the book, like a kind of handbook with all skin on it.
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Mere words cannot describe the odyssey, the revelation, the epiphany this film was. So I've made a diagram out of my man goo. - Barry Norman
I sat outside the cinema and imagined what was happening as the bass vibrated the wall I leant against. 7/10
#46 - Timbo log in to vote log in to vote chat
An epic rollercoaster ride! I lost my false teeth and was sick!
Funnier than Jimmy Saville and scarier than the Fast Show!
Awesome action sequences will refresh your attention span every eight seconds!
#49 - exxon log in to vote log in to vote chat
"A Wemarkable, Wollicking Womp! (Actually, it's cwap. But I just like seeing my name on all the posters)" — Jonathan Ross
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"I literally could not close my eyes!" - Malcolm McDowell
"The premier in NY was a spectacle to behold! And so was the film"
#52 - PC Lout log in to vote log in to vote chat
At least 3 seconds of nipple!
I had no idea spakkers could act!
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