Rides on the other bus (the
one full of men bumming)
He throws a light dart.
Keeps his coins in his wallet
Not the marrying kind
First on the dancefloor
He jumps puddles
He puts the milk in first.
Putts from the rough
gay? no... but I'm sure he wouldnt mind helping out if they were all busy.
Laughs at unexpected points when listening to Julian and Sandy
Likes pie, loves quiche.
Shares a flat with a colleague
Bit Stoke-on-trent
rides it like he stole it
He never wears sleeves.
Knows his cheeses
Behind with the rent.
A bit... you know...
Nice to his mum
Has a very solid collection of Mapplethorpe prints
He's very musical.
Vaginaphobic
Quite well-dressed
He doesn't drink coffee; he takes tea, my dear.... He likes his toast done on one side.
Drops anchor in poo bay
Carefully browns his mince.
Good with colours
A friend of Gandalf
Confirmed Bachelor.
He's just not found the right
girl yet
Loves his mum
A good listener.
Into embroidery.
Tremendously masculine
Has a great eye for interior design
He has an Alan Carr shrine
He enjoys a bit of touch rugby
Likes his 'Heat' mags...
Flamboyant.
Very neat and tidy
fit as fuck, what a waste.
He knows his doilies
He's open for business
He plays down the middle
Bent as a coat hook!
bit light on his feet
prefers slip-ons to lace-ups.
He is nice, creative and hasn’t met the right person yet because he’s so busy working
Divorced
suffers from tea drinkers finger
I think he smokes Marlboro Lights
He's a free spirit
Sports an impeccable trouser.
a bit heavy on the halloumi
Knows his cushions.
Plays the pink oboe
An aficionado of musical theatre
He rogers men's arseholes... More tea, vicar?
He's got lovely sparkly eyes
Big Marc Almond fan
Friend of Mr Humphries.
Suspiciously fragrant
A bit Marc Overmars
He bowls underhand
Between jobs.
Is part of a miner's strike
Brighton-bound
He plays off the pink tee
Surprisingly strong.
Theatrical
a bit light on the loafers

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