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Warning: contains ubbs
George and Lynne are in the garden. Lynne doesn't have her ubbs out, but George is only wearing a shirt. Neighbour leaning over the fence with pipe in mouth: "George, why doesn't Lynne have her ubbs out?"
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George is playing electric guitar in the garden. Lynne has carved "4REAL" into her ubbs.
Lynne is firing round after round from her Glock into the cupboard, which presumably contains George. The speech bubble eminating from the cupboard is empty.
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George is wearing a cowboy hat. George: "Lynne, I want to have sex with you while wearing this hat."
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Lynne has drowned in the bath. Her ubbs are visible just above the water line. George sits nearby, smoking a pipe and looking satisfied.
Lynne, George, and the agromeliac with a moustache are standing in a garden. Everyone is really badly drawn, especially their faces. Lynne has her ubbs out. They are slightly bigger than in the other panels of the strip.
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Lynne is showing her ubbs to a working class builder. He looks away in disgust
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George is holding a balloon, which has burst. It was his favourite balloon. His mother is laughing at him, at his sad face, and his burst balloon, and the more she laughs the more he cries, and the more he cries the more she laughs, off to infinity
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Lynne is in the hospital with both her ubbs out. Doctor: "They'll have to come off - you have ubb cancer"
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George is in a shop looking at a vast rack of trousers. Behind him Lynne stands in a horribly contorted stance, suggesting she has palsy
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George takes Lynne out in the Owlship. They fly over a neighbourhood on fire. Lynne: Oh, Jesus. I can see kids. Can you do anything, George:
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Lynne slowly leans forward, and tentatively kisses Nemi's full red lips. They're both a little hesitant, a little embarrassed, slightly self conscious, and they are completely in love. Nemi has her ubbs out
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Lynne is feasting on George's corpse. We cannot see her ubbs.
Lynn's ubbs are on display but George's cock is artistically hidden by his leading thigh. They are in their garden burying a murdered lodger under the patio. George says, "Just call me Fred!" Lynne laughs and her 40-year-old ubbs jiggle about.
Lynne's ubbs haven't been coloured in, so it looks like they have been tattoed with an advert for a miracle hair grow product where all the writing is backwards
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George is sitting in his wheelchair, on fire, dead. Lynne: "That proves you can't walk, George"
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George is staring longingly at a semi-naked man on a building site. Lynne looks worried.
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Lynne is suckling on one of her own ubbs. With her free hand she is digging her nails into George's face. George: "I take it that means I can't suckle on the free ubb! Tsk! Men!"
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George angrily punches a horse in the face, while Lynne massages her ubbs in the background. The word 'DONK!' is written above the scene.
George cries with laughter as Lynne brandishes her letter of acceptance to Loughborough University.
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Lynne is at the hairdressers. For some reason she doesn't have her ubbs out. Lynne says "Her square roots!" Also the hairdresser has her ubbs out
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Lynne spills cream on her ubbs. George says 'Mmm, that's the kind of desert I like!' He then licks the cream from the ubbs.
Lynne looks blank and confused. She is probably thinking about whether or not she should have leave her ubbs out or put them back in again
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Lynne's skeleton is hanging out of an upper window of the house. George stands at the lounge window, his face impassive, his arms hanging limply. A passing, crudely-drawn neighbour says "George I thought Lynne was off her diet. Women! George!"
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George's mouth is open in shock. He has just entered the bedroom to find Lynne in bed with David Bowie. Lynne: "Get out, George!"
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Lynne has her ubbs out. A probably working class reader of the Sun has written "I'd do her!" in biro over it. You of course are only reading the Sun because someone left it on the bus. Also you are reading it ironically. Also you really like ubbs
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George stubs out a cigarette on his arm whilst Lynne mounts Marmaduke.
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Lynne's ubbs have spunks on them. There is no evidence that the spunks are George's.
George and Lynne are sheltering under a kitchen table. A mushroom cloud is visible in the background. They are freak survivors, sole representatives of the human race for miles around. But both are topless and Lynne has pert ubbs, so all is well.
Lynnes drapes a tapeworm over her ubbs. George comments "better out than in".
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Lynne cradles their stillborn child as George stifles a hearty belly laugh.
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Lynne beams as her mother's will is read out.
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It is their daughter's 16th birthday and her ubbs are on display for the first time. George and Lynne look on proudly. It is all legal but nevertheless very wrong.
"Ten-hut!" Lynne stands erect, her ubbs on proud display. She is to be enlisted into the army.
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George has his shirt off and a belt around his arm and is preparing a syringe. Lynne - with ubbs out - gently upbraids him to the effect that she thought SHE 'was his heroine!'.
Lynne winks knowingly at George as his blood is transfused into a young car-crash victim.
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Lynne, with her ubbs out, stares into space. She is wearing glasses. George: I'd like you to see that!
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George and Lynne are dead
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Lynne: And then a dalek flew up the stairs. It was amazing! A dalek!
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Lynne's ubbs open up to reveal laser guns. They shoot George, vapourising him instantly. The ubbs then close, and turn back into normal ubbs.
George is learning to draw
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The garden is deserted. Blood seeps from the lawnmower
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A picture of Elvin has been photo-shopped over the cartoon obscuring the final panel
George is unshaven, wearing a vest and clutching a bottle of Scotch. Lynne is tearfully nursing a black eye.
Lynne digests the contents of Goerge's credit card statement as George appears in the doorway, frozen in horror.
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Lynne frenziedly brushes the heroin from her ubbs as she races to the telephone.
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