WTF! - Watch That Finch!
ROFLMAO - Ripped Open Fanny Lips (My Auntie's Ones)
COMSH - Check Out My Sweet Hat
BNP - Bedlington Negro Parade
http - He's Turned To Paedophilia
LOL - Look out, lions!
NSPCC - Network for Sharing Pictures of Children Copulating
FAB - Fantastic Arse, Brains.
ASAP - After Shower, Angry Poo
JHAE - Just Had An Epiphany
LOL - Loads Of Leopards
OMG - Old Man's Genitals
UKIP - Unmasking Kilroy In Penge
USB - Unflattering Sports Bra
BTW - Boring Tit Wank
IMHO - I Mostly Hate Ovaries
STFU - Shove That Fist Up
ROFWL - Really Outrageous Fanny-Wanking Legume
GSOH- Gorgeous Set Of Hangers
GR8 - Gibbon Rebate
PhD - Plays Halo™ Daily
KFC - Ketamine For Children
MDF - Michael Died. Forget!
ADSL - Another Dismal Sexual Let-down
DVLA - Dual Vagina Licensing Authority
BAFTA - Big Arse For That Age
SMS - Smack My Sausage
GMTA - Great Minds Take Acid
MIRV - Mildly Irritated Rape Victim
TMCANM - They Mostly Come At Night, Mostly
MFI - Made For Idiots
NF - Negro Friendly
WLTM - Would Like To Marry
ADHD - Arrrrgh! Doris Has Dick!
ROFL - Ripped Open Fanny Lips
WLTM - Want Lion To Masturbate
PMSL - Porking My Sister's Lodger
WWF - Widdecombe's Widening Flaps
RTFM - Regard The Fat Man
GSOH - Guff Smells Of Hyacinth
FFS - Fishy Finger Smell
PS - Pimp-Slap
KIA - Killed In Aldershot
BMW - Bees Might Want
IPIC - I Pooed Ice Cream
PVP - Plastic Vagina Purchased
FYI - Fuck Your Ileum
MFI - Must Fight Insolvency
MIA - My Itchy Arse
PLO - Puffs Like Orephus's
ETA - Endless Testicle Avalanche
TTFN - Torquemada The Fanny Nosher
PTO - Piss To Order
REM - Ravenous Excrement Munchers
REM - Rarely Encounter Menstruation
REM - Rectal Edifice Mountaineers
AICMFP - As If Cleaners Mop Filthy Penises
GGE - Gentlemen, Good Evening
LMFAO - Little Michael Friends Are Oral
AGM - Awooga! Giant Moose!
BRB - Bum Rabbit Bum
RSVP - Raspberry Scented Velvet Poo
WWJD - We Want Jam Doughnuts
PMSL - Perfect Moment Shooting Load
VW - Vaguely Worrying
PSA - Polperro Sonambulists Association
RSPCA - Rabidly Seeking Piss Cam Action
IMHO - In My Hairy Orifice

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