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Charlie Brooker's long-since changed mobile number that I just don't want to delete because it'll be like giving up hope 
Log.
The guy that made the "red car and the blue car had a race" milky way advert.
ah fuck i forgot i had to add 5 things. I am a cunt.
The drummer from McLusky. The one who got fired.
The violinist who played at Bertie Ahern's inauguration.
Tom from MySpace added me!...oh.
Someone whose husband threw Patrick McGoohan into the sea in 1967
The Director of A 12 minute film that was shown at Cannes film festival, called ''The Good the Bad and the Chorley''
A bloke who used to be in Welsh language soap opera Pobol Y Cwm.
The former drummer with a reasonably successful indie rock band, who is now in a psychiatric hospital.
Nick Caves second cousin.
Fourfoot
A bloke who does the sound engineering on Masterchef.
Art Themen, UK jazz legend. I had to interview him a while back and I've only just realised I havent deleted his number.
Peter Florence, actor and organiser of the Hay Festival. See Art Themen....
Shahid Azim, a computer entrepreneur worth £150m. Not famous, but fucking loaded.
The one who was funny in Father Ted and not much else
Lead singer from '80s uber-group Then Jericho. (I've never phoned him mind, because he is a dick)
My brother, who is listed in "Who's Who" and at imdb.com, even though nobody's heard of him.
The bloke what signed Basement Jaxx
The brother in law to Jason off of substandard rockers A.
The son of the producer of U2 and the Rolling Stones who i am told will never entertain a meeting with somebody looking to get into that line of work.
Former drummer with a well-known 70s-80s rock band
Lesbian comedienne who was on the telly a lot 10 years ago
One of the main cast of GI Joe.
Man acclaimed by Kevin Eldon as his no 1 comedy influence
One of the co-creators of an award-winning Channel 4 youth drama series who I groomed on the internet.
Film editor responsible for the death of Inspector Morse
Cunt who gets paid a fucking fortune to choose pictures for a leading lads' mag all day
Gary Glitter's former musical director
Someone who was on the Old Grey Whistle Test c1972. Not sure what his band was called.
Bloke who blagged a book and a TV show out of ideas I gave him on his internet site. Oh... I see Fourfoot's already done him.
Bernard Manning's home number...
The 265th most influential man in Britain 2007, it might have been less than that it may be 365th I wasn't listening.
Ross Westgate
I have the privilege of owning the number of a friend who knows someone that played for Crystal Palace about 8 years ago.
Alan Titchmarsh's nephew
The guy who choreographed Firedance
One of the Attenborough's PA's.
Geeklawyer
Seamus Heaney's sister-in-law
Alex de Jong - former film critic from TV NZ
My girlfriend who was in Neighbours and Secret Life of Us a bit
Jason Terry. He did some building work in the houses of Vanessa May and some other 'celebs' who I now forget. Apparently Vanessa May was a right bitch.
Liam Hopson - Scored a goal in a very lowly FA Cup game that got shown on Match of the Day once.
Billie's husband's dad's best friend's daughter.
Jeremy Beadles small hand double
The son of the ex-captain of my
local conference league football
team.
A girl who once kissed Lionel Richie
The daughter of one of Status Quo works in my office. I think it's the drummer
My friend's Dad who used to drive Muse round and now sings in pubs.
Ray Mear's PA.
Rick Stein's niece
Franz Ferdinand's first manager from before they got famous
Cliff Richard's merchandising manager's son
Dex from Dex & Jonesey
The aunt of an ex England rugby union player turned wide-tie knotted TV pundit (who I've never met).
forget it : )
A woman who says she was assistant producer on 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe' (the new one, with Ray Winstone and Dawn French), even though I've never seen her name anywhere in the credits.
A man who has the number for Levi 'Reggae Reggae Sauce' Roots in *his* phone.
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