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Not so much a list as a probably ill-advised attempt to imitate a forum and set up a pub meet
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Erm... right. Would anyone be up for this idea? 
I suppose I ought to make this resemble a list of some sort. So here's a list of three reasons for me doing this:
• I'm desperately lonely.
• It would be nice to have someone to talk to in a pub sometime; a bit like having real friends, I expect.
• You funny fuckers amuse the bejaysus out of me and I think it would be an interesting social experiment to get you all together over some beers to list celebrity-sponsored cheeses or something, in real time & space.
Ok, that's five entries for starters. Good idea, or what? Write something, you bastards!
(Slaps exxon hard across the face)
Come on exxon, you're not going to take that from a cunt like Timbo, are you?
This is going well.
Can I wear a dress and drink Pimms and can we force Rob to wear his gay bear costume?
So where do you suggest for this jolly get together?
I feel like a fraud, having logged in for the first time in months, but I'm up for noncommittally hovering round the edges of the gathering, half-pretending I'm part of the gang whilst remaining aloof enough to leave if it turns out you're all cunts.
No force required, which flavour do you fancy, Polar or Panda? Hey, isn'y that Joeysomethingorother over there? Just ignore him, pretend we haven't seen him.
Re No 8... In a word, no. (knees that cunt Timbo hard in the grollies)
Re No 11... I detect a high media-type presence here, so the venue should probably be some really up-itself place in central London. But this could be problematic for Fourfoot, whose exclusion from the M25 zone is a key part of his parole conditions.
Has anyone got on 50's? i'm gonna go play Stacker in the corner for hours on end even though i know you can never win.
Panda please Rob, Madbloke is allergic to Polar. Where's my Pimms and who's nicked my lippy?
You popped it up your arse AGAIN, Stavros. Who's fucking round is it?
If you all promise to have a big naked wrestling match at the end of the night, I'll come...
OK, I promise. .................... Have you come yet?
I have.
I'm washing my bear that night.
Nope, not yet. Need more visual stimuli. Although the mental image of Routine's 'bear washing' of Rob puts me quite close to the sensual abyss...
What if we turn up and Kate and Gerry are standing there with serious, reproachful faces?
What pub would be the location of this meeting up, might I suggest the Drunken Monkey in Shoreditch high street, I like to reserve tables there under the names of retro tv heros and villains eg Hans Gruber, Ilyas Kuryakin, Frank Drebin etc etc
I'll go, you can kick me in the gut for not knowing what the logout bug is all about
Might I suggest the wearing of some sort of discreet sign to denote listopian membership? A yellow handkerchief in the left back trouser pocket?
ok.
I don't have any left back trouser pockets they are all on the right side, Can I wear a ridiculously oversized Monocle instead?
CN I CUM PLZ
So we have a venue, How about a date?
A date? Oooh, you ARE forward, Mr Nottheface. But I like you....
I would love to meat all of you.
I can't be there for social reasons
If I come along, can one of you New Media types offer me a job? I am deaf and mute, but I have three years street, jazz and tap experience.
You should join Madbloke's band, they have similar qualifications!
Can someone issue Stavros McGinty a personal-joke punishment please.
Right, listen up. This bit's serious. Would everyone who, for reasons best known to themselves, lives outside of London, please email me to say when they could possibly (and willingly) make it to a London meet. Say, from late Sept to the end of this year.
Perhaps, for those who have not met before, create a little pen picture of one of the other contributors to help you identify them. They're bound to match up....shurely?
I am a twat in a suit carrying a gay bag
So is this happening? Name the time and the place, or should we discuss the plan for the evening? Should we wear oversized name tags?? Can Bees cough???
We need some Listopia drinking games.
How about the staring into your pint and trying to start a conversation with some strangers you met on the internet game?
You mean "dating"? Naah, tried that. Besides, I don't think anyone on this site should breed.
How about the 'Red Lion' pub in Kettering tomorrow night at 8? I'll be waiting! This is gonna be so great...
Let's try it this way: use the chat boxes to say 'Yes' or 'No' to the following dates. They're all Saturdays, and I think we can assume the meet will be in London...
12 September
19 September
26 September
3 October
10 October
17 October
24 October
31 October (Oooooh! Halloween!)
7 November
14 November
21 November
28 November
5 December
That's enough dates now. Trying to fix it around everyone's Chrimbo plans would be a nightmare.
As long as I don't keep getting thrown/logged out then having to re-introduce myself half way through a conversation every 5 mins then I don't mind.
Can I put a sign on the venitian blinds that says "Free Yogurt" and then stand outside with my 'little fella' stuck through the slats please?
Surely it should be held in a pub as close to Mornington Crescent as humanly possible?
or...Great Portland Street!
I'll only go if there are other alcoholics there.
so then.. listopia live 2010...
Saturday 20th Feb - Chinatown Soho. 8pm. (London)
I'll come, as long as it's not in Shoreditch and no one is wearing a trilby "ironically".
Yeah I was in Shoreditch for the Sickipedia night thingy, and well.. I know I live in London and stuff, but the prices and people there were just ridiculous. Sohoho sounds a better idea.
Think I might pass. I suspect that the reality of the evening wouldn't quite match up to the wacky and zany time that's currently being played out in my mind. Also, I'm currently in prison for doing a really bad rape.
having organised and attended a number of b3ta bashes, which has a similar spectra of members, they're great.
As long as you drink, yes..
I take it you're all talking about Shoreditch just off the M5 near Taunton as that'd be really convenient for me
You're all selfish twats, let's have it in the north west!
I agree with Stavros. London is far away and cuntfilled, whereas the Northwest is close to me and cuntfilled.
In fact, that's WHY the Northwest is cuntfilled, isn't it?
Probably, so the North West it is, you southerners will love it and not feel out of place at all.
Saturday 20th Feb - Chinatown Soho. 7.30pm. (LONDON) - BRB Soho 32 Gerrard Street London, W1D 6JA. It is the centre of london so everyone can get there easily. Even for you ruddy northerners. Let's actually do this, it will be hilarious. Yes?
Everytime I go to London I make something pregnant, I really can't afford anymore kids.
That's ok. I'm financially secure, in a stable relationship and would be prepared to raise the progeny myself. Though I'm pretty tied up in my career just now, so it will be better all round if you wear a condom.
I'm pretty sure I can make Soho on the 20th.
So confirmed we have:
Exxon,
Fourfoot,
Lockwood,
Stavros McGinty,
Seany85,
Funtime Franky,
Bloblet and myself. Anymore?
I can't make it, prior commitment (MPH playing 'secret' gig in the Tramshed, Tooting). I hope you all hate each other and gang-rape Exxon.
I've changed my mind, I'm a fickle fucker like that. xx
Anymore people?? Would it entice you if i arrived dressed as a heavily pregnant Katie Price?
Please don't do that. I'm worried about how it would look if I were the only other person to show up.
Btw: if anyone pitches up at Kings Cross seriously early (like before 2 o'clock) and desires to get out of the cold AND learn about the meaning of life, I shall be lecturing on that subject at a venue in nearby Wakefield Street....
...Admission free. Dress code: informal but no vomit stains or open flies.
I think we're only ever going to get one liners like "My badger's sternum collapsed that day" instead of legitimate RSVP's, Exxon
I want to come, but I'm in
another fucking country that
week. I wanted to show you the
redesign I've nearly finished so
you can all tell me I'm nice
