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A Dirt Spoon
Alternative names for common household/garden items
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Recycling Bins - Environmental Apocalypse Blinkers
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Hat stand - Coat Slag
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The little bag of salad you get with an Indian takeaway - Bin Freshener
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Cat – Maternal longing displacer
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Toilet - Arse Confessional
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Bird Feeder - Squirrel Tease
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Watering can - the OTHER teapot.
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Stairs - Reversible Static Escalator
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Power shower – Minge masher
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Fridge - Beer Cupboard
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Fridge - Cannibalism Prevention Larder
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Cupboard Under the Stairs - Spider Club
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Duvet - Bed Burka
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Bowling ball - fucking liability / attic hatch death lump
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Phone box - obsolete piss cupboard
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Plate - single-use frisbee
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Coffee table - Shin Nemesis
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Child's dummy - Neglect Indicator
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Bottle of Wine - Misery Inhibitor
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Xbox - Mortality Distracter
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Vacuum Cleaner - Fallatio Droid
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Laptop - Social and Sexual Interaction Longing Displacer
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Cigarette Lighter - Fag Enabler
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Stella Artois - Women's Refuge Filler
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Condoms - Jizz Sachets
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BMW - Cunt Transporter
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A door - the wall plug
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Banisters - Reversible Static Escalator Cage
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Bidet - Arse-pirational poo sink
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Mobile Phone - Horrible Drunken Text Mistake Enabler
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Bed - Comforting Oasis of Lethargy / Shame
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Knicker drawer - Inappropriate Wank Receptacle
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Child - Feline longing displacer
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Book shelves - Mind-Trophey Case
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Freezer - Peas and Vodka Cupboard
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Cup - Ashtray
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Raisins - Sweets for poor people
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Apple Tree - Doctor Postponer
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Tumble Dryer - Toddler Tenderiser
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Wardrobe - Clothes Prison
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Sandals - Dogshit Magnets
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Aga range – Yummy Mummy Magnet
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Sofa – hang over habitat
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Happy Family Photo - Shame Investment.
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Dishwasher – Wife substitue
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House plants - Next Month's Compost
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A crowbar - Scouser's key
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iPhone - Social Contact Avoidance Device
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Stereo-cabinet - firewood
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Television - The Mistress
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