Signing Up To A Website
Via This Legally Binding Contract
The Details
This is the username by which I shall be known. It is of 3-16 characters, and shall not contain crazy characters.
Send my confirmation link to this email address.
This is my password. It can be a dictionary word, and doesn't have to contain numbers. What're hackers going to do, start an unfunny list?
Because you're extremely excited and prone to thrilled mistakes, type that password in again.
PROMISE YOU WON'T BE RELENTLESSLY SHIT (not optional)
Occasional shitness is to be expected. But if you're exclusively embarrassing, make every post about Madelaine fucking McCann, or use the lists to conduct chat that should be in the discussion areas, you consent to being thumbed down, ill-thought of, and eventually banned.
GIVE US IT (also not optional)
We get the shit if you post unpleasant stuff, so it's only fair it's ours. When posting something, you "give us it". We promise never to use anything without giving you full credit, though.
EMAIL ME WHEN MESSAGED? (optional)
You're probably not logged in all the time, so we can send you an email if you get a message. I keep saying we, like I've got imaginary fucking friends skipping around me while I type this shit.
ALLOW ADMINS TO EMAIL YOU? (optional)
Why would you not want us to email you? We're erudite, delightful and possibly some of the most interesting people you'll ever meet. Stop being so distant. Look, we've even pre-checked the box for you. What kind of cunt's trick is that? It's the cunt's trick of a website that loves you.
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