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Just a bit suspicious.
Things you have an irrational distrust of, but can't put a finger on why.
I've never seen Dr Who.
A list of things real or hypothetical that you've never done that would mark you out from your fellow man.
Jobs that are a right pain in the arse.
Gay TV Shows
Take a TV show and make it gay (or lesbian, bi or Transsexual - we don't want to get fucked by the discrimination brigade!)
What is the weird/old/simple trick that gets you ripped/lose 4 stone/be less wrinkled/get a massive cock?
Forgotten or unrecognised comedic genius . No gushing praise just the name then it's up to others to google/youtube and thumb up or down
I can't talk, I'll shower you with crumbs
We couldn't get the band in to perform, so here is this bunch, dancing along to the music...
Listopian phrases that make you laugh at inappropriate moments
Who's next on the list of pro-celebrity kiddy fiddlers?
Perfect Comedy Films
John Cleese reckons there have only ever been eight of them. But he hasn't said what they are. Help him out. Remember: the keyword is PERFECT.
An evening ruined
Which films have left you puzzled at what all the fuss was about?
Thick of It gems
What's your favourite word, phrase or put-down uttered in the offices of DoSaC?
What has made you properly LOL recently?
STD Dating Slogans
What slogans would a dating website that specialises in STDs use?
Who's the ugliest bastard currently roaming the Earth?
Whip up a menu that would impress the Michelin restaurant inspectors.
What would you rather do than watch the 'Sex in the City' movie?
stick the word 'Crow' in
The face of God
Describe the physical appearance of the Almighty
A Tumblr full of shit
What can one expect to find if you spend enough time wading through Tumblr
Not a crime
Shady things that shouldn't be illegal
death wish 2013
who you would like to see kick the bucket this year
Get the Funk Up
They may of had stoopid names but they made a mean record
Mick Philpott and his wife were spotted down the pub a few days after their 6 kids burnt to death at a karaoke evening. What would be some apt songs to sing
Who is fucking shit at acting?
What to do.....what to do......
Band name punning on diseases and medicine
Strange But False
A Directionless List Of Startling But Untrue Facts
Pub Name Thinktank
Despite the credit crunch, you've gone brought a pub. Now you need a name to get the locals interested.
Everyday or niche maladies for which there is no name or cure
A new fly-on-the-wall documentary with everyone's favourite presenter of Parkinson