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2013-05-18 20:39:43
Reasons For Still Being Single
"I couldn't help notice you pulling down my trousers with your eyes"
2013-05-18 20:05:05
Tiny moments of happiness that are realised on the first moments of waking
2013-05-18 13:37:21
Celebrate the relaunch with a pithy new marketing tag-line for the site.
2013-05-18 01:33:56
YOU provide the entry, OTHER LISTOPIANS suggest a list for it in the comments
2013-05-17 14:44:44
Things you have an irrational distrust of, but can't put a finger on why.
2013-05-16 22:51:43
A list of things real or hypothetical that you've never done that would mark you out from your fellow man.
2013-05-16 11:10:21
The Apprentice - what can we make those twats do?
The format's gotten stale - what tasks can the candidates get on with to impress Lord Sugar
2013-05-15 19:55:10
Just about the worst things that could make you leave a job
2013-05-15 17:30:06
Because if you're going to get anal, it's going to be for NL.
2013-05-14 21:53:09
Best things to shout at the moment of climax
Extra points if you've actually done so
2013-05-14 20:59:41
Take a TV show and make it gay (or lesbian, bi or Transsexual - we don't want to get fucked by the discrimination brigade!)
2013-05-13 19:58:28
What is the weird/old/simple trick that gets you ripped/lose 4 stone/be less wrinkled/get a massive cock?
2013-05-13 12:19:32
Worst things to win a lifetime supply of......
Poison wrapped with a bow right here!
2013-05-13 11:54:47
Forgotten or unrecognised comedic genius . No gushing praise just the name then it's up to others to google/youtube and thumb up or down
2013-05-12 15:40:58
Have you seen the state of that?
It's Saturday night and town is busy. But kind of creatures can be found lurking in the neon shadows?
2013-05-11 15:26:07
We couldn't get the band in to perform, so here is this bunch, dancing along to the music...
2013-05-10 21:02:44
The Village Green Preservation Society
A celebration of local customs in the British Isles
2013-05-10 20:44:36
Listopian phrases that make you laugh at inappropriate moments
2013-05-10 14:04:09
John Cleese reckons there have only ever been eight of them. But he hasn't said what they are. Help him out. Remember: the keyword is PERFECT.
2013-05-08 17:09:50
The eccentric behavior of Dame Judi Dench...
Our national treasure is losing her marbles. She recently sent Joan Collins 7 copies of "Asian Cock" for her birthday.
2013-05-08 15:52:26
Tom Hanks Would Never Do That!
A most likely very short list of things that you could not possibly imagine Tom Hanks doing
2013-05-07 17:25:31
Which films have left you puzzled at what all the fuss was about?
2013-05-06 22:57:42
What's your favourite word, phrase or put-down uttered in the offices of DoSaC?
2013-05-06 21:05:50
It's only David Soul, but I like it
Genuine guilty secrets of your music collection
2013-05-06 18:10:44
What slogans would a dating website that specialises in STDs use?
2013-05-05 18:46:55
Whip up a menu that would impress the Michelin restaurant inspectors.
2013-05-03 18:40:38
FANCY DRESS KARAOKE BBQ the theme is 'Song titles from the 80's and 90's
I need a few outfit suggestions that are 'Song titles from the 80's and 90's' OR 'a piece of meat' OR combine the two
2013-05-03 10:07:31
What can one expect to find if you spend enough time wading through Tumblr
2013-05-02 18:11:35
Please Can I Operate Your Flaps?
You need to operate the flaps like it says in the title.
2013-05-02 14:23:24
Highly Charged Miniature Short Stories You Can Write With One Finger
2013-05-02 03:17:13
I wanted to go to Tuscany, you swine!
Middle Class episodes of the Jeremy Kyle show
2013-05-01 22:25:17
"Tragic Life Stories" rejected by the publisher
...for just not being tragic enough.
2013-05-01 21:50:22
Oh Fuck Me, Christ, Not Now Please God.
Where and when have you shat your trousers?
2013-04-30 19:44:45
Mick Philpott and his wife were spotted down the pub a few days after their 6 kids burnt to death at a karaoke evening. What would be some apt songs to sing
2013-04-27 15:40:54
Throw in two people or things - which celebrity would come out?
2013-04-26 01:58:08
What stars can we expect from the next televisual barrel-scrape?
2013-04-24 22:04:39
Add your problems, suggestions, and thumb up the ones you want
2013-04-24 19:38:04
It's a bit like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but different...
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2013-04-24 00:59:35
Despite the credit crunch, you've gone brought a pub. Now you need a name to get the locals interested.
2013-04-23 13:35:15
A new fly-on-the-wall documentary with everyone's favourite presenter of Parkinson