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Ponk
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Joined in 2008, last seen 648 days ago. Ponk has created 13 lists, posted 1469 entries and 276 comments.
Tuesday is their favorite day to post. They have clocked in 1419 visits to lists.
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The Last Thing They Did
"He masturbates into your hair while you're asleep."
... on Signs That He Fancies You
Their Recent Comments
"Most brilliantly convoluted pun ever."
Super, Carling, Spesh, and Stella - Expect Halitosis -... on Pong for Whoever
""We've painted the gnome's hat... but do we want to go fishing with it... huh?""
"The irony is, I mostly hate R&B too. I'm just being an argumentative cunt! L0LLL11!!"
The entire R'n'B genre. Backwards, irrelevant... on ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"But... do you go to R&B clubs and have you heard every R&B record ever made? I don't, so I can't say it's all shit. Some of it may end up in a Guardian Sunday supplement in 50 years time and be listened to by trendy types in ironic sportswear."
The entire R'n'B genre. Backwards, irrelevant... on ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
The Lists They Started
Some Lists They Contributed To
- Signs That He Fancies You
- Pong for Whoever
- Made up Buzzwords
- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- Pick of the Peurile Pops
- You're going on a long journey
- Pausing time
- What would happen if?
- Sick choons
- An Englishman's Home...
- Things you find in the park
- ...of the Planet of the Apes
- Gadgets for Fat People
- Fight Club rules
- Special Moves
- Things You Learned From Watching Porn
- So, the world didn't end...
- Lost Children's Fiction
- Whorepoptastic
- Samuel L should have been in advertising
Popular Posts
"Scratching your balls or arse and not smelling your fingers afterwards."
... on Impossible Tasks
"PC games mixed in with the DVDs in a box marked "CD'S"."
"Gushing review of a new music festival at the Barbican, starring an elderly Cuba-Ghanaian musician who plays a hollowed-out potato ukulele."
... on Sunday Supplement
"It appears through the opposite wall of your own cubicle. You poke it in an out several times in disbelief, shrug your shoulders and then give yourself a handjob and facial anyway."
... on Through the glory hole
Craptacular Fails
"Hid all the dirty magazines in the comics section."
... on Why you got the sack