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Joined in 2010, last seen today. thisismyonlyline has created 29 lists, posted 898 entries and 692 comments.
Thursday is their favorite day to post. They have clocked in 7826 visits to lists.

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Thumb Ups / Posts : 2.80
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This person likes none of your submissions and thumbed-down none of them. You, on the other hand, like none of their entries, and hate none of them.
The Last Thing They Did
"Anus"
... on Pride And Pancreas
Their Recent Comments
"I was talking to somebody the other week and they said they didn't really like The Wire. 'Really?' I asked. 'I found it a bit contrived?' 'Contrived, really? OK.' I didn't say anymore out of politeness but then they said 'But I'm a bit like that, if everyone is raving about something I probably won't like it'. The conversation quickly went elsewhere but I was left with the impression that this person was a Grade-A fucking Nimrod."
The Wire (Season 2) on Super-awesome Title Sequence Excellence
"Oh wait I see. You were toying with us, and I piled in there like a twat."
The Wire (Season 2) on Super-awesome Title Sequence Excellence
"That's not true. Wasn't it the Tom Waits version that was used on Series 2?"
The Wire (Season 2) on Super-awesome Title Sequence Excellence
The Lists They Started
Some Lists They Contributed To
Popular Posts
"Sharpening a knife and then giddily enjoying how easily you can chop meat and veg."
... on It's a fucking wonderful life
"Using Instagram and generally dressing in 70s retro clothing - don't you realise the confusion that you're causing for future generations of historians by pretending you were at a picnic in 1976."
"Pages and pages of outrageously expensive gift ideas and home furnishings. Oh look, a kitsch '70s style leopard-skin lampshade designed by Tozz&Shitbix only £129.99."
... on Sunday Supplement
"August 31th: Bank Holiday Monday and 100,000 people travel to Brighton and take up every available inch of beach. Girl in a bikini in pin-sharp focus in the foreground. Bare-chested-blubbersod standing eating ice-cream in the soft-focus background."
... on Perpetual Media Calendar
"Painting: ‘Clean and prepare all surfaces prior to applying paint’. Fuck that. Just paint over the dirt, mould and spiders. White paint makes it all clean."
... on Preparing to Fail
Craptacular Fails
"We're living in a ConDemNation!"
... on Now that's satire!