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Cretmeister
Eating reality and vomiting nonsense.
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Joined in 2011, last seen today. Cretmeister has created 11 lists, posted 441 entries and 626 comments.
Sunday is their favorite day to post. They have clocked in 3919 visits to lists.
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This person likes none of your submissions and thumbed-down none of them. You, on the other hand, like none of their entries, and hate none of them.
The Last Thing They Did
"Guinness-shit Black."
... on Paint. What's missing?
Their Recent Comments
"With a neglect-beard, eyeshadow and red lipstick on."
Chino Red on Paint. What's missing?
"No, you can't, because it's deeply racist you utter shitlord."
"Anyway, it's perfectly fine to use Micro$oft because Apple are actually a workers commune."
The Lists They Started
Some Lists They Contributed To
- Paint. What's missing?
- Weird Trick
- Best leaf shape.
- An evening ruined
- Best Cheeses
- Wow! You look great!
- SHUFFLE
- 15 minutes long gone, and good riddance.
- The Golden Rules of Music
- Vintage Babes
- Don't Call Me Len You Little Prick
- The official comedy topic black-list
- Annoying Habits
- The Poll
- Why Benedictus Resigned
- Musicians' Musicians
- Why, Bungle, why?
- Generic List
- Film Names
- I'm not coming in to work today because....
Popular Posts
"Sylvester Stallone is Punchman!"
... on Simplistic Film Titles
"I pushed Hitler into some brambles and called him a ponce."
"There's motherfucking mould on the motherfucking bread. It's time to call the bread police!"
... on TOO DRUNK TO THINK OF A LIST
Craptacular Fails
"When you think of me, I defecate."
... on Inspiration for Dummies
"That cunt of a joke about a door not being a door when it's ajar. The door is ajar, it isn't a jar. Your joke makes no sense. Die in a fire. "
... on What Really Grinds My Gears
"Having achievement popups are as immersion-breaking as 'Loading' screens. In fact, what's the fucking point of achievements?"
... on Videogame Manifesto
"Thousands of children believe in Santa. Santa is as Santa does. Temperance is a virtue."
... on Inspiration for Dummies