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Spadger
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Joined in 2011, last seen today. Spadger has created 66 lists, posted 960 entries and 792 comments.
Sunday is their favorite day to post. They have clocked in 12446 visits to lists.
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Ratio (U/D) : 6.96
Thumb Ups / Posts : 2.06
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The Last Thing They Did
"Aztec Bloom - It's really the garish orange we haven't been able to shift since the early 70's. HAHAHAHAHA!"
... on Paint. What's missing?
Their Recent Comments
"I want to thumb you twice for this."
I Remember Anything If You Pay Me - Nostalgic clip show... on So Many Channels
"This annoys me? so much? especially if it carries on? in a long sentence? with seemingly no end? and the listener is baffled? and wanting to know when I'll finish speaking? so they can process what you're saying? before answering?"
You speak every sentence with a rising inflection? So... on I will judge you
"Squire reminds me of the Nudge nudge say no more sketch."
"After the fantasy cat meal, the feline will rub his nose gently and lovingly against his owners. It's a very poignant moment. No waft of cat's farty breath, no cat suddenly getting ratty and lashing out with his claws because his loving owner dared to enter his personal zone. No owner nursing detached retina."
Cat food comes out of the pouch smoothly and... on Office of Fair Trading for your life
The Lists They Started
- Mickey Mouse Arrests
- Pippa Tips
- Noo Joizy
- Why, Bungle, why?
- Revived careers in 2013
- Moments of menace
- He said
- Guarantees of Christmas tv
- Thick of It gems
- Sweeney Certainties
- What else is lurking out there?
- Divine Deutsche
- Formidable Frenchmen/women
- On the Beach
- Last Famous Words
- Fifty Shades of ....
- The most beautiful thing I ever did see
- Worst Way To Proposition Someone
- The Musings of a Clown
- Underclass Garden
- Oh Lympic certainties
- Surely you remember that episode?
- Best Biscuits
- Best Meal
- Political Pecadillos
- To do in the snow
- Probable Masochists
- Best Sitcoms
- Tales from the rock pool
- I could recite the bloody script in my sleep
- Leave well alone
- That's the way I like it...
- Favourite Chocolate bar
- Sweary Place Names
- Well, my owner is a just a twat
- Signs That He Fancies You
- Moggy Misdemeanours
- Make It Go Away!
- Thunderrrr! Lightniiiing!
- Male/Female differences
- Happy Camping
- Hey! Colleague!
- Oi! Neighbour!
- Controversial Pub Quiz Questions
- Chugger Mugger
- The British Abroad
- It's not what it looks like....honest!
- 101 uses for a James Corden
- But we don't have a fucking cat!
Some Lists They Contributed To
- Paint. What's missing?
- Office of Fair Trading for your life
- The Apprentice - what can we make those twats do?
- Have you seen the state of that?
- An evening ruined
- The machine from The Fly
- Favourite Swears
- Cult of Personality
- Mickey Mouse Arrests
- 15 minutes long gone, and good riddance.
- Conclave Chimney
- Pippa Tips
- Bad morning
- Noo Joizy
- Value Brand Straplines
- The official comedy topic black-list
- Licensed to Illeism
- Why Benedictus Resigned
- Why, Bungle, why?
- Best directors ever
Popular Posts
"Demoralised policemen, wondering how they became babysitters for binge drinkers rather than catching arch criminals."
... on Have you seen the state of that?
"Someone with a bona fide ticket will be turned away from 100m mens final due to an over-zealous and clueless official. A tabloid will have the ejectee pose by stadium looking all hurt and bewildered. Then go through his bins a week later when the story runs dry."
... on Oh Lympic certainties
"Pretend to not understand English. If they desperately show you pictures of malnourished dogs, laugh in a sinister fashion and wag your finger at them, before walking off and muttering in a pretend overseas language."
... on Chugger Mugger
"Value pizza - A resentful smear of puree and three shavings of non-mozarella will have this taste of Italy shaping your waistline in no time at all."
... on Value Brand Straplines
Craptacular Fails
"One Foot in the Grave"
... on Best Sitcoms
"Remember - George was only a pink hippo but he had more gravitas than Zippy so it doesn't always pay to be a loudmouthed twat. Especially if you can't undo your own zip."
"If you play with your mobile phone on a train, some twat nearby will get out their phone for no other reason than to let you know that they own one too."
... on Life's Certainties