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routine

The next tradesman who tells me he's "screaming for work" is getting ridiculed.

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Joined in 2008, last seen today. routine has created 113 lists, posted 4495 entries and 5396 comments.

Thursday is their favorite day to post. They have clocked in 22136 visits to lists.

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The Last Thing They Did

""Sayonara"......or will he bottle it? (Crowd gasps and waits for next episode)"

... on Falling Down moments

Their Recent Comments

"He died today folks, if anyone's arsed and I don't blame you if you're not. Gently and without stress or fear with his four children (and me) at his side. His last words were "Tell those cunts in that website that they're all cunts" to which I softly replied " Iwill Grandad, I will.". Then he carked it."

Bigotry on You Don't Love Me Any More


"Gone quiet. Off to bed ; )"

New middle-aged office temp chimp. Used my bin to throw... on Falling Down moments


"(I think he'll bottle)"

New middle-aged office temp chimp. Used my bin to throw... on Falling Down moments


""Sayonara".....or will he bottle it? (Crowd gasps in anticipation)."

New middle-aged office temp chimp. Used my bin to throw... on Falling Down moments

The Lists They Started

Some Lists They Contributed To

Popular Posts

"Fresh ice please. None of that frozen shite."

... on TOO DRUNK TO THINK OF A LIST


"Brief Encounter - He fucks her in the waiting room, splurts all over her face, sticks her knickers in his attache case, says 'Nice one' and fucks off."

... on E.T rapes Elliott


"The women's tits had fallen off, the children were all dead, there wasn't a decent sandwich shop for fucking miles, but we didn't care. We just would not give up. Ever. We gave up the following day."

... on TOO DRUNK TO THINK OF A LIST


"Betting Shops - "Alreet Alec?" "Aye" "What you bin up to, owt or nowt?" "Ah've bin guessing which harse is going to get round this field first and puttin' all me dole on it. You?" "Same, mate." "Might rape me niece later." "Aye, they grow up fast.""

... on Prick's Hangouts


"Jaws - Schneider misses, the shark inhales all the oxygen, grows wings and repeatedly swoops over Amity Island like an owl picking children up in it's fins and dropping them on their heads from 1200 feet."

... on E.T rapes Elliott

Craptacular Fails

"Bob Geldof"

... on Men you'd happily buy a pint


"Chocolate Salty Balls - Chef / Ladies & Gentlemen - The Best Of George Michael"

... on Rock of Ages


"He was never born thus there has never been any requirement for endless hilarious references to his loud voice and eccentric demeanour which were funny for a week in 2005."

... on Blessed makes it better


"Lee Nelson's Well Good Show"

... on Who Are You Laughing At?


"Bob Geldof"

... on Best Person in the World, Ever!