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Joeyjojo
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Joined in 2008, last seen 35 days ago. Joeyjojo has created 5 lists, posted 190 entries and 53 comments.
Friday is their favorite day to post. They have clocked in 83 visits to lists.
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The Last Thing They Did
"Physical volume controls that work in real time, and don't require you to unlock/minimize anything."
... on Looking back from the future
Their Recent Comments
"Mostly just to see whether this gets voted up or down."
"I remember an episode where a guy microwaved his shorts and they became magic and he could fly. Sadly/fortunately, I'd learnt a few months before that TV wasn't real. Still took every ounce of restraint not to try it though."
"replacing one word for another, like"
The urge to sing "I've got ho's" whenever... on That Tourette's Moment
The Lists They Started
Some Lists They Contributed To
- Favourite Swears
- Better "Happy Birthdays"
- I mean, France is alright...BUT:
- That Tourette's Moment
- Looking back from the future
- Stupid Moments in Film
- Ruined tunes
- Just a bit suspicious.
- Crap Words
- Cool/Amusing things I have done recently
- Things that aren't all they're cracked up to be
- Definitive List Of Sexy Video Game Characters
- Listopia Live 2009 ?
- If life deals you lemons...
- Britain's Worst Contacts List
- How I lost my finger
- Shouldnt fancy but do
- iPhone App's you thought you didn't need
- Best Use Of Music In A Film
- Kinder Suprise!
Popular Posts
"Ghostbuttocks"
... on Buttocks in Translation
"A ghost walks into a bar. The barman says "I'm sorry, but we have a policy of not serving anthropomorphic representations of the soul. Also, our license doesn't extend to serving beverages of more than 17% proof, so you're out of luck on two counts.""
... on Jokes Are Not Hilarious
"You can't ever trip over, even when running backwards as fast as you can, firing a shotgun."
"If a bloke is walking toward a scantily-clad sexy woman in a bed, he will not yet have an visible erection. Only nerdy teenagers get erections in films, generally in front of everybody."
... on Rules of the Cinema
Craptacular Fails
"RuneMaker"
... on TV & Movie Spoonerisms
"If i'm the only white person in a room, I desperately want to leave, and generally feel nervous and uncomfortable. I don't dislike the coloreds, but do I fear them en masse. Sorry :( I'm bad."
... on Let's be honest
"Can’t Jump White Men – Highlights from the 2008 Swedish Leap-frogging competition (qualifiers)."
... on TV/Film Wordswap Lolfest
"Alistair Darling / Gives head for a farthing / and other lewd favours / if you vote New Labour"
... on Clerihews