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Joined in 2008, last seen yesterday. Not the face has created 186 lists, posted 1542 entries and 552 comments.

Thursday is their favorite day to post. They have clocked in 6501 visits to lists.

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The Last Thing They Did

"PE - Seemingly invented entirely in order to provide agreeable employment opportunities for sadists, shower-peepers, and strain injury fetishists, the only qualifications needed to be a PE teacher seem to be the ability to memorise the rules of 6-8 games. In recent years, the subject has rather hopefully re-branded itself as 'Sports Science'. The Nobel Committee has yet to respond by summoning a Sports Scientist to Stockholm to receive a gong."

... on Distressing Lessons

Their Recent Comments

"I can imagine the Martians now: "Is this feeling what you humanoids call... backbacking?""

Mars - How do you know there's nothing there, plotting... on Britain's Next War


"The country with highest per capita gingers is Scotland, apparently. Two birds, one stone Stavros?"

Gingers - They're just wrong, aren't they? With their... on Britain's Next War


"To be honest, a surgical strike just to take out the Guardian's Comment in Free would suit me. "

The Internet - When all the countries seem too bally... on Britain's Next War


"Very good"

I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face - Rex Harrison on Now That's What I Call Bumming 69

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Popular Posts

"Horoscopes. Honestly, if 1/12th of the world's population, from Sudanese child soldiers to Belgian nuns, were to actually experience comparable days, day-in, day-out, forever, don't you think we'd have noticed by now?"

... on The Beliefs of Women


"Albert Hall raised to ground in search for Fuhrer's lost testicle"

... on What if the Nazis had won WWII


"On the spot fine"

... on Punishing Hitler


"Black floor-length PVC jackets. You are not a Matrix Warrior. You are an overweight IT worker from Harlow, whose mother is becoming increasingly concerned that her 35 year old son has yet to move out of his childhood bedroom, or to stop spending all of his disposable income on lead figurines of big titted orcs. "

... on Fashion Trends That I Don't Understand


"In a locked cupboard in The Sun's Wapping offices, where she will stay until her 16th birthday and her first, sizzling shoot for Page 3."

... on Where's Maddy?

Craptacular Fails

"Phil Jupitus"

... on Fat Cunt Parade


"Big tits"

... on Things that aren't all they're cracked up to be


"Testes of the Snow Witch"

... on Fighting Fantasy XXX


"'Casablanca': She fucks a publican, then a war hero, then the publican again, and then the war hero again."

... on Cinema Vaginismo


"'I took the wife to Vietnam' 'Hanoi, you?' 'Nah, she let me get shitfaced and fuck a ladyboy up the arse'."

... on I took the wife to...