BMXingWolfCorpse

Like a steeple in the night, he will catch you in the eye...

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Joined in 2008, last seen today. BMXingWolfCorpse has created 12 lists, posted 1189 entries and 537 comments.

Tuesday is their favorite day to post. They have clocked in 12165 visits to lists.

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The Last Thing They Did

"Men in leather jackets in a caff eating egg and chips while talking about a blag. And so, so much whiskers on their face sides."

... on Sweeney Certainties

Their Recent Comments

"Tiny fucking silly stupid wee-wee bollocks nappy film for doo-doo shitter insect-head singy-songy bennys"

Moulin Rouge on An evening ruined


"Tres digique!"

internet companies without capital letters or... on Noughtie But Naff


"bit scraggy looking if you ask me, dear Routos"

Goldie Hawn on Vintage Babes


"yikes... Do we believe Sandys met the lady in question? I am saying no as it ruins my shit joke."

Helen of Troy on Vintage Babes

Popular Posts

"I caught a director mooing at a spreadsheet"

... on Worst Reasons To Give Notice


"That one in Time Team with the hat who looks like he should be playing piccolo in Jethro Tull"

... on Who Fucking Stinks?


"A colleague's eyes did racism at me"

... on Worst Reasons To Give Notice


"When feeding the kids at mealtimes, don't vomit partially digested insect matter into their faces – unless you are a bird!"

... on Pippa Tips


"I utterly killed a panda with a mallet and was all laughing and then fucking put loads of carbon dioxide in a rainforest until everyone everywhere was too hot."

... on Frape Your Friends

Craptacular Fails

"One day I'm going to play your daughter's head like a bongo drum until she feels the joke has worn out its welcome."

... on Ineffective Threats


"The design of me is better than you"

... on VOTE FOR ME


"Microwaves - surely I'm not the only one to recoil from their radioactive carcinogenic halitosis?"

... on Just a bit suspicious.


"Pre-Scrannital Jubilatio"

... on Achingly Hip New Bands (that You've not Heard of... Yet)


"My neighbour's brother invented the midget"

... on Freddie Starr ate my sandwich