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Gusse
@Angusinreallife
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Joined in 2008, last seen today. Gusse has created 78 lists, posted 1404 entries and 588 comments.
Thursday is their favorite day to post. They have clocked in 7308 visits to lists.
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The Last Thing They Did
"Breaking into a young lady's house dressed in a black balaklava is a romantic gesture if you leave a box of Cadbury's Milk Tray on the side."
Their Recent Comments
"The Amok beef and Dengue fries are quite nice."
I have not eaten a peri peri burger in a Wetherspoons. on I've never seen Dr Who.
"Sprinkle some Batiste Dry Shampoo® on the puddle of vomit and it will smell as fresh as a summer's eve."
The woman who uses Batiste dry shampoo is a well... on Office of Fair Trading for your life
"They can dance without dripping, and walk past you in a cinema without shoving their weak pelvic floors into your face. If that's not a success story, then I dont want to read anymore."
Females who need Tena Lady pads are young, well dressed... on Office of Fair Trading for your life
The Lists They Started
- They're Grrrroat!
- Designer Dictators
- STD Dating Slogans
- Alternative Midwiffery
- Conclave Chimney
- New Anime Titles
- Why Benedictus Resigned
- Song Disclaimers
- Good Morning, Mr. Magpie...
- The Mongarchists' Cockbook
- Dinner At Dr. Lector's
- Porn Pretexts
- Celebrity Follow-Through
- Near Miss Wrestlers
- Erection Section
- Nuttin' But A Choc Ice LOL
- Men Don't Make Passes...
- Pot Noodle Etiquette
- Best Places To Stick Your Banger
- Dear John Edwards
- Saturday Night At The Ritzy
- Cultural Olympiad
- The Voice UK's Jessie J Shares Vocal Tips
- Cowboys and Injuns
- Chicken-up-the-bum Club
- Good Deed Feed
- Jizz Bank Jukebox
- You Ain't Got No Alibi...
- Ultimate Dogging Wagon
- Gusse Gus's Dream School
- Waaark! This Way
- Radio Copiapo
- Sledging Galetti
- He Died As He Loved To Live...
- Wankstoppers
- Cum Dumpster
- Bees' Cunt
- Serial Killer Nicknames
- A Poor Man?
- How To Improve The Police Force
- Marlon Brando's Well Stocked Fridge
- My Humps First Drafts
- SoLOLicitors
- Effigy-A-Go-Go
- Choose Life...
- The Saddest Thing In The World
- Gastronomy's Cruelest Dishes
- History's Greatest Unsung Cameos
- Rock With God
- Britain's Got Pizza Talent
- Pandemic
- Jazz Greats
- Sequels To Crank
- GM Animals
- Tony FOCKING Montana....!
- Dance Troupes
- Cinematic Fashion
- Honkin' on Bobo
- Arse Longa
- Khmer Rouge Lost Property
- Saviours of STOMP!
- Rapping With The Plain English Campaign
- Hell's Gymnasium With Gordon Ramsey
- Fucked Stocks
- DJ Wood Casket On The Casters of Steel; Making Love To Your Ears
- Things That Make You Go Poot
- Diversify Hooters
- Music Tidbit Ipse-Dixits
- Super Smash Robots Brawl
- Register For The Supply Teacher
- Babraham Lincoln
- Listopia Kama Sutra
Some Lists They Contributed To
- They're Grrrroat!
- Office of Fair Trading for your life
- The Apprentice - what can we make those twats do?
- Have you seen the state of that?
- Best leaf shape.
- Oh The Grand Old Duke Of York
- Philpott Karaoke
- Worst Actor
- It's a bit like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but different...
- BBC news website real life headline mash up thing
- Not a crime
- Dyson’s next life changing invention
- Designer Dictators
- STD Dating Slogans
- Cult of Personality
- Mickey Mouse Arrests
- Alternative Midwiffery
- Vintage Babes
- Conclave Chimney
- Pippa Tips
Popular Posts
"Taking a knackered mare to a remote field, tying it to a gate, then fucking it until its back legs give in."
... on Everything I Do, I Do It For You
"Transformers The Movie - Kenneth Williams provided the voice of Slipstream, an implicitly homosexual transformer shaped like an oil tanker. His sole contribution was ejecting a slick onto the road and saying "ooooooooooooh" in rich, plummy tones."
"@TRFLGRNLSON Just been shot. fucking hurts. bumboy Hardy trying to french wit me lol."
... on Famous Last Tweets
"I have never touched my own penis directly. Its is just a dirty shame-stick that secretes vile fluid. I wear latex gloves during the physical act of lovemaking, with a lady, and I use a special pair of silver tongs when I need to pass water."
... on Most Boring Listopian
Craptacular Fails
"Hot Karl"
... on Listopia Kama Sutra
"A Hard Gay's Night - Fly on the wall documentary following the exploits of a world champion gay kickboxer one night in the city."
... on Gay movies
"So we're being interviewed for the local news, and Lee's just chatting away casually. Then he gets out this razorblade & carves "4REAL" into his arm, no lie. There was blood everywhere, & he kept shouting about how he had the AIDS. I was dumbstruck.."
... on Mortified With Majors
"Hoofers - Like Hooters, but served by women with massive camel-toes - A camel, duh."
... on Diversify Hooters