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lockwood
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Joined in 2008, last seen 4 days ago. lockwood has created 18 lists, posted 1023 entries and 926 comments.
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The Last Thing They Did
"Goat's Cheese (Chevre)"
... on Best Cheeses
Their Recent Comments
"If you're insinuating it was me who thumbed you down then you're wrong. I've long since stopped giving enough of a shit about anything you say to bother."
Women with hairy upper lips. Fucking sort yourselves out... on What Really Grinds My Gears
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- Best Cheeses
- Victorian Whore's Rate Card
- Rock of Ages
- Inspiration for Dummies
- Animals of Tragedy
- Cultural Olympiad
- Classic Songs That Never Was
- Schindler's List II: Who's History's Top Jew?
- What a waste of a tenner
- Near Miss Books
- Near-Miss Movies
- The world's funniest woman
- Describe The Last Shit You Took With A Movie Title
- Super-awesome Title Sequence Excellence
- English phrasebook - revised
- Gay Lyndhurst Fantasies
- The 100 Sexiest People
- Plumber's Playlist
- Gardener's Disco
- Fabulous Gayers
Popular Posts
"(to 'Sailing'): We're investing, we're investing, too much emotion, in this game / It doesn't matter, it's only football, our lives tomorrow, will be the same"
... on Rubbish Football Chants
"An anonymous saucepan in the garden encrusted with the mouldy remains of an unidentifiable red slop meal, that has, over the past 6 months, been located in various parts of the kitchen before being dumped outside."
... on Student household essentials
"Her pussy is da bomb, man you know I'm gonna lick it / Especially since she shares my love of test match cricket"
... on Unlikely Rap Lyrics
Craptacular Fails
"Camouflage - Stan Ridgway"
... on Completely Shit and Inconsequential Songs
"Frank's pinball game was ended early when he attempted to give the machine a big left tit."
... on The Missing Consonant